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What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"


I think you are far too generous Senorya Devil
Puss
quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"


I think you are far too generous Senorya Devil


Big Grin
Senora Reyes
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"


Laugh

Sadly, by the time you got all that out they would have been called indoors Big Grin
FM
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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya Big Grin

OHG Valentine


haha I would have a pint with the bloke, wouldnt let him use my loo though, and at some point I would tell him he talks shite, and has no clue with the ladies,
I would like to fly a banner over the house, with these words on it,
KRIS.......THEY KNOW!!!
he would poo his his pants, Thumbs Up
old hippy guy
quote:
Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"


I'll go along with that!!
Joyron
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya Big Grin

OHG Valentine


haha I would have a pint with the bloke, wouldnt let him use my loo though, and at some point I would tell him he talks shite, and has no clue with the ladies,
I would like to fly a banner over the house, with these words on it,
KRIS.......THEY KNOW!!!
he would poo his his pants, Thumbs Up


But Marcus might snap him in mid action on LF
M
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Originally posted by mozart:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya Big Grin

OHG Valentine


haha I would have a pint with the bloke, wouldnt let him use my loo though, and at some point I would tell him he talks shite, and has no clue with the ladies,
I would like to fly a banner over the house, with these words on it,
KRIS.......THEY KNOW!!!
he would poo his his pants, Thumbs Up


But Marcus might snap him in mid action on LF


Or he may attempt to kill OHG with one eyebrow.
Senora Reyes

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