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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Put it this way - whether it's possible or not, I wouldn't want to hold his Sureshot for him.

i think its all just a flash in the pan.
Marcus i always thought as a positive thinker, but it turns out he is just a negative stinker.

Shit shots! I somehow think he is capable of doing them

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He must do his own developing

reminds of the austin powers scene with fat bastards stool......

halfwit.....marcus, this picture looks shit

marcus.....it IS shit freddie

halfwit......oh, i thought it was just me...

Shit! i cant get the image of Marcus dumping with a camera in one hand and cat biscuits in the other out of my head

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

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Originally posted by frenchbread:
Shit! i cant get the image of Marcus dumping with a camera in one hand and cat biscuits in the other out of my head

Don't get them mixed up - I hope he's ambidextrous

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

I swear the man cracks me up!

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Originally posted by pepsi:

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

I swear the man cracks me up!

I'd still prefer to see Marcus's holiday snaps than see a picture of Kris's face.

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

He should move to Germany, where all the toilets have an "inspection" platform for stool-viewing and scrutiny, before you flush..

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Originally posted by carotino:
He must do his own developing

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by carotino:
He must do his own developing

If his mum walks in, it's a case of over-exposure

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

He should move to Germany, where all the toilets have an "inspection" platform for stool-viewing and scrutiny, before you flush..

Kris should just move to Germany.

Marcus isn't the most normal monkey in the zoo but he's funny with it.

The more I hear him say these things the more I'm certain he's a poster and he KNOWS that his comments will be jumped on from high by the righteous ...and it will cause thread after thread

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Originally posted by pepsi:
The more I hear him say these things the more I'm certain he's a poster and he KNOWS that his comments will be jumped on from high by the righteous ...and it will cause thread after thread

Thread worms?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by pepsi:
The more I hear him say these things the more I'm certain he's a poster and he KNOWS that his comments will be jumped on from high by the righteous ...and it will cause thread after thread

Thread worms?

Arrrgghhhh! Nocturnal bott fury!

No wonder he is single at 35 and if Noirin wants to do him a huge favour she could take the scissors to his hair. It is the worst hair style in the world...

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by pepsi:

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

I swear the man cracks me up!

I'd still prefer to see Marcus's holiday snaps than see a picture of Kris's face.

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Originally posted by pepsi:
The more I hear him say these things the more I'm certain he's a poster and he KNOWS that his comments will be jumped on from high by the righteous ...and it will cause thread after thread

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Videostar:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo

Perfectly normal behaviour...whats wrong with that.?

He should move to Germany, where all the toilets have an "inspection" platform for stool-viewing and scrutiny, before you flush..

Kris should just move to Germany.

Marcus isn't the most normal monkey in the zoo but he's funny with it.

I agree Lynxy...he cracks me up! ... and I can't believe that some people take him so seriously

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I'd still prefer to see Marcus's holiday snaps than see a picture of Kris's face.

I wouldnt even though i really dont like Kris!

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
I wouldn't bother to look at em.They're just a load of shit really.

Are you referring to Marcus' photos???

have to admit I WAS tempted once, I did this MONSTER, I could not believe that THING came out of little old ME,
I thought about getting my camera before I flushed,
but then I thought.....but WHO would I show it to?

just carry it around with me and hope the after dinner conversation turned to "so...whats the biggest dump you ever did?"
WELL, as it happens, I just happen to have...............