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quote:Originally posted by jonono:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm
Scientists in a lab have made lab sperm!!
When are they going to sort out period pain???
Lab sperm! 
Will this make men redundant?
Will this make men redundant?
And in Newcastle too, I might just pop out and get me a cuppa this very afternoon 
It will ruin the Jeremy Kyle show.
If they can't sort out period pains I think everyone should have them. I can just imagine my OH laid up in bed for 3 days if he had one
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
It will ruin the Jeremy Kyle show.
Lets have those all important DNA results....the syringe is the father!
Well, when we don't need their sperm factories anymore, we could invent terrible ball pain contraptions, to help them sympathise.
YAY! We only need a device to put up shelves now and we'll be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
we could invent terrible ball pain contraptions
I already have something like that, but unfortunately Mr Cinds rather likes it.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
we could invent terrible ball pain contraptions
I already have something like that, but unfortunately Mr Cinds rather likes it.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
YAY! We only need a device to put up shelves now and we'll be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just put the shelf on the floor.
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
When are they going to sort out period pain???
Sod period pain...this means we can get rid of all the men
Surely not all of the men, just the crap ones?
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
Surely not all of the men, just the crap ones?
That doesn't leave us with many
I get to keep mine though!!
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
I get to keep mine though!!
No-one likes a show of, Jonononononono
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by jonono:
I get to keep mine though!!
No-one likes a show of, Jonononononono
I may have to report you for that 'of'!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by jonono:
I get to keep mine though!!
No-one likes a show of, Jonononononono
I may have to report you for that 'of'!
Oh bloody hell, people are gonna think I'm Beso
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Oh bloody hell, people are gonna think I'm Beso
You should of thought off that before! 
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
Surely not all of the men, just the crap ones?
we can keep a few in brothels.....and a handful to empty the bins
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by jonono:
Surely not all of the men, just the crap ones?
we can keep a few in brothels.....and a handful to empty the bins
What about cutting the lawn, I refuse to cut the lawn wearing my killer high heels!
They dont seem to have made any progress on cars that parallel park themselves so it looks like we're safe for a little while longer.
So this "sperm" has the DNA of the embryo they took the stem cells from??? 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Lab sperm!
Will this make men redundant?
I thought the hover-mower had already done that?
I have no use for sperm, I want a teasmaid.
would you like milk?quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I have no use for sperm, I want a teasmaid.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Lab sperm!
Will this make men redundant?
As soon as they teach er, chicks how to deal with spiders in the bath.
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
It will ruin the Jeremy Kyle show.
The morons he has on would probably drink it!!
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:would you like milk?quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I have no use for sperm, I want a teasmaid.
I take it black, no sugar.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Lab sperm!
Will this make men redundant?
As soon as they teach er, chicks how to deal with spiders in the bath.
Chicks would eat them!
I have to rescue them from my OH, or rescue him from them.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Lab sperm!
Will this make men redundant?
As soon as they teach er, chicks how to deal with spiders in the bath.
There's a massive one in my son's bedroom. I've convinced him to name it and keep it as a pet rather than deal with it.
Our jedi mind tricks will overcome
