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Charlie went on and on
and on
and on saying "Mine was hardest" (meaning his stay silent challenge.)
and on
"I had 10 hours; they`ve only had 4"
"Mine was hardest".

Kris was very soon casting his mind back "I`ve been trying to remember if I`ve had an argument with anybody." (Strange how they often think of a single incident rather their continuing day-to-day behaviour.)
"I only said `They may want to give him a break this week`. I didn`t say a name." OK then smarty pants Kris - who else might you have been referring to?

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Kris was gutted in a 'how could they' sort of way. I am the glamour boy in the house, the wittiest of the witty in the house, how can the girls outside survive without seeing me in the house with my lovely curly mop sort of way. Well Kris, the thing is my love, you have been an absolute horror to watch; the way you have treated Freddie is despicable; your utter hatred and spite for another human being is disgusting; and your too-far-apart soulless eyes have been your downfall. That is why you were put up for nomination, my love.

It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.

Charlie was gobsmacked. How could they? I am the house clown, they cannot do without 'uz'. Yes we can Charlie, and we will. But Kris first, my love.
Twee Surgeon
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Originally posted by tupps:
I think we can safely say that there are no cures for cancer currently residing in the Big Brother house..
oh I dunno about that... Marcus reckons if he puts his mind to something/anything he always does it well Laugh
Mount Olympus *Olly*
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It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.


Laugh

I was reading on DS that she failed because she farted then said "oh" in a shocked manner.

I dunno why but I just thought that summed her up...
Leccy
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Originally posted by Mount Olympus:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
I think we can safely say that there are no cures for cancer currently residing in the Big Brother house..
oh I dunno about that... Marcus reckons if he puts his mind to something/anything he always does it well Laugh


I present Marcus and his lack of Noirin sexy times. I rest my case.

Mind you.. you never know what's nesting in his mullet or his chops.. I mean if they can get asprin from the bark of a tree all manner of medical marvels could be lurking in his undergrowth. Ninja
tupps
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Kris was gutted in a 'how could they' sort of way. I am the glamour boy in the house, the wittiest of the witty in the house, how can the girls outside survive without seeing me in the house with my lovely curly mop sort of way. Well Kris, the thing is my love, you have been an absolute horror to watch; the way you have treated Freddie is despicable; your utter hatred and spite for another human being is disgusting; and your too-far-apart soulless eyes have been your downfall. That is why you were put up for nomination, my love.

It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.

Charlie was gobsmacked. How could they? I am the house clown, they cannot do without 'uz'. Yes we can Charlie, and we will. But Kris first, my love.



Good Post Twee Clapping
Kaytee
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Kris was gutted in a 'how could they' sort of way. I am the glamour boy in the house, the wittiest of the witty in the house, how can the girls outside survive without seeing me in the house with my lovely curly mop sort of way. Well Kris, the thing is my love, you have been an absolute horror to watch; the way you have treated Freddie is despicable; your utter hatred and spite for another human being is disgusting; and your too-far-apart soulless eyes have been your downfall. That is why you were put up for nomination, my love.

It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.

Charlie was gobsmacked. How could they? I am the house clown, they cannot do without 'uz'. Yes we can Charlie, and we will. But Kris first, my love.



Exactly... lol Big Grin
Baz
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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Kris was gutted in a 'how could they' sort of way. I am the glamour boy in the house, the wittiest of the witty in the house, how can the girls outside survive without seeing me in the house with my lovely curly mop sort of way. Well Kris, the thing is my love, you have been an absolute horror to watch; the way you have treated Freddie is despicable; your utter hatred and spite for another human being is disgusting; and your too-far-apart soulless eyes have been your downfall. That is why you were put up for nomination, my love.

It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.

Charlie was gobsmacked. How could they? I am the house clown, they cannot do without 'uz'. Yes we can Charlie, and we will. But Kris first, my love.

Nod
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by electric6:
quote:
It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.


Laugh

I was reading on DS that she failed because she farted then said "oh" in a shocked manner.

I dunno why but I just thought that summed her up...

Same here leccy. You could almost feel a bit sorry for her. Big Grin
cologne 1
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Kris was gutted in a 'how could they' sort of way. I am the glamour boy in the house, the wittiest of the witty in the house, how can the girls outside survive without seeing me in the house with my lovely curly mop sort of way. Well Kris, the thing is my love, you have been an absolute horror to watch; the way you have treated Freddie is despicable; your utter hatred and spite for another human being is disgusting; and your too-far-apart soulless eyes have been your downfall. That is why you were put up for nomination, my love.

It didn't register with Sophie for a while. These things take time. She is about 60 seconds behind the rest of us when it comes to comprehending facts.

Charlie was gobsmacked. How could they? I am the house clown, they cannot do without 'uz'. Yes we can Charlie, and we will. But Kris first, my love.

Nod excellent Big Grin
Gel

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