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I meant 75 year old!
OMG! It was very crusty................
I am so going LESBANIAN when I hit OAP age!
OMG! It was very crusty................
I am so going LESBANIAN when I hit OAP age!
What, when, where? 
quote:Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
OMG! It was very crusty................
I can't watch that programme
I don`t like watching things like that.
I believe I`m becoming a bit prudish.
I believe I`m becoming a bit prudish.
I am disgusted at C4 are shoving a 75 year old penis down my throat at supper time 
It's gone to a break.....I am in deep shock... 
quote:Originally posted by Ennis Del Beadle:
I am disgusted at C4 are shoving a 75 year old penis down my throat at supper time
LMAO!!!!
Oh gawd, a vagina is coming next...fnar, fnar! 
Oh lawd *faints*
That was wizards whole wardrobe.....I could almost see her tonsils!
quote:Originally posted by Ennis Del Beadle:
I am disgusted at C4 are shoving a 75 year old penis down my throat at supper time
It left a nasty taste in my mouth too!
Badum tish!
LOL, her tonsils I felt sick when I saw that. Poor woman!
I felt sick when I saw that. Poor woman!
Some people will do anything to get on the telly!!!
Have some dignity!
Have some dignity!
That womans lower area
That would put you off having kids for life
That would put you off having kids for life
I am watching it with the boy and he is now traumatised after seeing the growler
Awww, I can't watch it - the lads are watching Star Trek DVDs.
i missed it........
was it like a pickled gherkin or just all captain crunchy???
was it like a pickled gherkin or just all captain crunchy???
Oh no shiny crunchy penis on screen 
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i missed it........
was it like a pickled gherkin or just all captain crunchy???
It was like marbly pink plasticine was being tightly squeezed through a through a crusty pink tube!
Why the hell am I watching this?!
I turned on just as the rugby team were checking their testicles ...
Turned on the telly I mean ...
Turned on the telly I mean ...
Oh well, there's always 4od. 
With the advantage of skipping past the boring bits.
With the advantage of skipping past the boring bits.quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Why the hell am I watching this?!
I've had to turn off....my four year old has just come down from her bed to see what I am 'screaming' for!!!!
I have just eaten, so will give that a miss
quote:Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Why the hell am I watching this?!
I've had to turn off....my four year old has just come down from her bed to see what I am 'screaming' for!!!!
I don't want to do this anymore!
Why don't they tell you these things before it's too bliddy late.
Yes, I agree on the warning......that saggy chuff has put me off becoming a lesbanian OAP now......
oooh tis boobies now *has a check*
Not 75 cm then
LMAO!!!quote:Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
Oh gawd, a vagina is coming next...fnar, fnar!
Gawd, you can definately tell that Channel 4 (rip) forums is not present here.....you can say bum sex and fangita!
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Oooh lady, I was thinking of you when they were farting around with that woman's region!
Im glad you didnt see that before you did your thang...Christ that'd be enough to put anyone off for life