Some friend!quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Even the Queen farts. That's what my mum used to tell me when she let rip in public
My Friend let a right rotten stinker off in a shop queue, she then put her hand over her nose, shrieked, and looked at me.....it was toxic....
(JK 
)quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:Some friend!quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Even the Queen farts. That's what my mum used to tell me when she let rip in public
My Friend let a right rotten stinker off in a shop queue, she then put her hand over her nose, shrieked, and looked at me.....it was toxic....
Thing is, she is soooo pretty and dainty that no-one would ever think she could drop one as toxic as that, I swear, you could've powered sellafield with that one! 
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
i dont do them
I've seen the cobwebs
NO YOU HAVENTi dust regular
quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
Normally thats the women
quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
Normally thats the women
bov thats a different fart ,, and u men cause it lol
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
Normally thats the women
bov thats a different fart ,, and u men cause it lol
Depends on the position
quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
Normally thats the women
bov thats a different fart ,, and u men cause it lol
Depends on the position
lol its always the doggy
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Honey!!:
so boys u dont fart after sex ????? all men do it
Normally thats the women
bov thats a different fart ,, and u men cause it lol
Depends on the position
lol its always the doggy
haahaa, i wasnt going to be so subtle, but thats true
quote:Originally posted by Lacey:
a good fart is a great method of release, however other peoples farts are totally unacceptable.
I do, however, belch like a fella 
quote:Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:quote:Originally posted by Trevpuss:
I have never boken wind in front of anyone
My husband thinks I'm a marvel of modern science
Thank the lord you are at least half civilised. It is vile to have to put up with some else's stench. At least you might, in principle, be a hypothetical partner for me. I must underline that I did say 'hypothetical' and have simply ignored any sentiments on your part.
