The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick.
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quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick.
Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Is that your best MJ impression
Former Member
Bloody hell........you scared the beejesus outta me I thought you might be posting while giving birth
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
I thought we were going to need the hot water and towels then *mops brow*
Former Member
Would offer to kiss you better....but on second thoughts will just give you an 'ug
God it really really really really hurts.
hope you are ok queen, got to be careful with that big bump of yours.
I panicked then - I thought the labour pains had started
How big is the dog?
How big is the dog?
Awwwww do you want me to . . . .oo-err sorry!!
One of our kids was climbing on the kitchen bench wen she fell, cutting her noo-noo
My sister sed there was loadsa blood - poor lil angel - it even left a lil scar.
Its an interesting story she can tell her boy friend one day i suppose, lol
One of our kids was climbing on the kitchen bench wen she fell, cutting her noo-noo
My sister sed there was loadsa blood - poor lil angel - it even left a lil scar.
Its an interesting story she can tell her boy friend one day i suppose, lol
Or bless. It does hurt .
will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
Aw l'm sorry you are having a bad ole time of it.
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
Always.
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
I panicked then - I thought the labour pains had started
How big is the dog?
Big enough for me to know he can push me over. He does look sorry though.
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
Always.
quote:Originally posted by Moomin:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick.
Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
So did I, I thought "get to hospital, don't come on the forum" Have a lie down, QOTHT! Hope you feel better soon.
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Templetonpeck (Guest)
if that's the worst thing that happens to your *ahem* fluppence this year, count yourself lucky
Sorry for causing any panic over assumed labour. I'm ok, just got a very sore fluppence. I've got a hot water bottle on it now and I'm having a sit down.
quote:Originally posted by Towno :
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Come off it - i live there!!!
or am i missing a trick?
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Towno :
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Come off it - i live there!!!
or am i missing a trick?
As Sree would say, 'only joking'. I'm from Sunny Sooth Shields
yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkquote:Originally posted by Towno :quote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Towno :
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Come off it - i live there!!!
or am i missing a trick?
As Sree would say, 'only joking'. I'm from Sunny Sooth Shields
bloomin heck queenie, my heart is racing
i thought you had the lappy in the labour ward with you
i thought you had the lappy in the labour ward with you
quote:Sorry for causing any panic over assumed labour. Eeker I'm ok, just got a very sore fluppence. Blush I've got a hot water bottle on it now and I'm having a sit down. Nod Hug
My eyes are watering for you, QOTHT.
Try sitting in a bowl of cool water or sit on a bag of frozen peas.
I suppose Mr High Teas will have to postpone his bonus celebration?
don't know if they do this here? But in Oz after childbirth if your noo noo is swollen they put a frozen condom between your legs
I thought babba had got himself/herself a taser in there!
LOL@fluppance
hope youre ok
hope youre ok
Me Too!!quote:Originally posted by Moomin:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick.
Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Former Member
Ooh I bet that hurts
Still, wait until you've given birth
Still, wait until you've given birth
quote:Originally posted by Towno :
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
That had my jaw on the floor til I read the punch line Was wondering what kind of girls would really do that
But anyway, QOTHT, That sounds pretty sore but keep an eye that you haven't been caused any real damage....can't be too careful when there's a bun in the oven.
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