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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Eeker Mad Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick. Sick Crying


Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Moomin
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Originally posted by Moomin:
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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Eeker Mad Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick. Sick Crying


Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!


So did I, I thought "get to hospital, don't come on the forum" Eeker Have a lie down, QOTHT! Hope you feel better soon.
squiggle
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Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.

you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush Laugh


Come off it - i live there!!! Eeker

or am i missing a trick? Frowner
Saint
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Originally posted by RENTON:
quote:
Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.

you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush Laugh


Come off it - i live there!!! Eeker

or am i missing a trick? Frowner


As Sree would say, 'only joking'. I'm from Sunny Sooth Shields Thumbs Up Wave
Towno :)
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Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
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Originally posted by RENTON:
quote:
Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.

you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush Laugh


Come off it - i live there!!! Eeker

or am i missing a trick? Frowner


As Sree would say, 'only joking'. I'm from Sunny Sooth Shields Thumbs Up Wave
yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sick
Koala Brother
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Sorry for causing any panic over assumed labour. Eeker I'm ok, just got a very sore fluppence. Blush I've got a hot water bottle on it now and I'm having a sit down. Nod Hug

My eyes are watering for you, QOTHT. Crying
Try sitting in a bowl of cool water or sit on a bag of frozen peas.
I suppose Mr High Teas will have to postpone his bonus celebration?
Blackpudlian
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Originally posted by Moomin:
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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge. Eeker Mad Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick. Sick Crying


Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Nod Me Too!! Laugh
Little Miss Spurs
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Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.

you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush Laugh


Laugh That had my jaw on the floor til I read the punch line Roll Eyes Was wondering what kind of girls would really do that Laugh

But anyway, QOTHT, Hug That sounds pretty sore but keep an eye that you haven't been caused any real damage....can't be too careful when there's a bun in the oven.
Ells

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