Aaaargghhh, as if the SPD wasn't bad enough! It's bliddy killing me now so much I feel sick. 
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quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge.
I thought you might be posting while giving birth 
will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
I panicked then - I thought the labour pains had started
How big is the dog?
He does look sorry though. quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:will it help if I call you gawjuss?quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
God it really really really really hurts.
Always.
quote:Originally posted by Moomin:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge.
Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Have a lie down, QOTHT! Hope you feel better soon.
I'm ok, just got a very sore fluppence. 
I've got a hot water bottle on it now and I'm having a sit down. quote:Originally posted by Towno:
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Towno
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Come off it - i live there!!!
or am i missing a trick?
yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkquote:Originally posted by Townoquote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Towno
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
Come off it - i live there!!!
or am i missing a trick?
As Sree would say, 'only joking'. I'm from Sunny Sooth Shields
quote:Sorry for causing any panic over assumed labour. Eeker I'm ok, just got a very sore fluppence. Blush I've got a hot water bottle on it now and I'm having a sit down. Nod Hug
quote:Originally posted by Moomin:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
The dog just jumped up and pushed me in the back and made me fall against the table and I banged my fluppence right on the corner edge.
Blimey QOTHT - thought you'd gone into labour then!!
Me Too!! quote:Originally posted by Towno
Oh dear - not a nice place to bang yourself now is it? Ouch.
you've reminded me about the new craze in Newcastle for ladies to do a handstand, the blokes then fill the ladies noo noo with Vodka and drink it with a straw.
Police are warning of the dangers of minge drinking .... burrrum tush
That had my jaw on the floor til I read the punch line 
Was wondering what kind of girls would really do that That sounds pretty sore but keep an eye that you haven't been caused any real damage....can't be too careful when there's a bun in the oven.
