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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
There are elements of "truth" or reasons how they came about in alot of them.

A deficiency in some vitamin in carrots can affect eyesight or... was used to encourage kids to eat carrots during the war.

Shoes on the table.... is from when they used to hang people.

And I am fairly sure gma's dodgy hair washing one has something to do with hormones... and oil secretion at different times of the month or something.


very interesting ,, i like history lessons,, why is putting shoe's on table about hanging people ???
Honey!!
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
There are elements of "truth" or reasons how they came about in alot of them.

A deficiency in some vitamin in carrots can affect eyesight or... was used to encourage kids to eat carrots during the war.

Shoes on the table.... is from when they used to hang people.

And I am fairly sure gma's dodgy hair washing one has something to do with hormones... and oil secretion at different times of the month or something.


very interesting ,, i like history lessons,, why is putting shoe's on table about hanging people ???


I have no idea if its true or not... just remember hearing it somewhere...

something to do with when someone was being hanged... they would have new shoes on?? or something, and the height of the shoes (when the unlucky so and so was in them) just before the trap door opened, would be about the same height as a table.
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
If you eat your carrots you'll see in the dark Thumbs Up


There's actually a bit of truth in that one Laugh


pmsl.. this is great things u forget ,, i got told that ,, didnt work for me love carrots , but still need glasses pmsl



I have a degenerative eye disease and the pills I take have beta carotene in them, so that one must be true Laugh
Kaytee
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
There are elements of "truth" or reasons how they came about in alot of them.

A deficiency in some vitamin in carrots can affect eyesight or... was used to encourage kids to eat carrots during the war.

Shoes on the table.... is from when they used to hang people.

And I am fairly sure gma's dodgy hair washing one has something to do with hormones... and oil secretion at different times of the month or something.


very interesting ,, i like history lessons,, why is putting shoe's on table about hanging people ???


I have no idea if its true or not... just remember hearing it somewhere...

something to do with when someone was being hanged... they would have new shoes on?? or something, and the height of the shoes (when the unlucky so and so was in them) just before the trap door opened, would be about the same height as a table.



woooooo!! Eeker Eeker
Honey!!
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Originally posted by kaycee:
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Originally posted by kaycee:
Hughiya hun x x x made it lol! i was always told that if u swallow the apple pips a tree would grow inside u :eek



ohhh! and never stand on the cracks in the pavements!!!!!!god knows what may have happened. i still avoid the cracks which is very difficult these days with council cutbacks!!! Glance


i was told stand on cracks.. break ur mothers back !!!
Honey!!
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
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Originally posted by RZB:
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shoes on the table

Keys on the dining table is a no no.

brings bad luck. Frowner


hiya RZB ,, Wave never heard of that on ,, no more keys on my table then


Hi honey, just been doing a little bit of research on it, my family have been fibbing a little, Roll Eyes

what I discovered,
A child sleeping with a key under his/her pillow is protected from evil spirits, dropping a key is bad luck, and jingling your bunch of keys on a Wednesday promotes madness!
RZB
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
If you eat your carrots you'll see in the dark Thumbs Up


There's actually a bit of truth in that one Laugh


pmsl.. this is great things u forget ,, i got told that ,, didnt work for me love carrots , but still need glasses pmsl



I have a degenerative eye disease and the pills I take have beta carotene in them, so that one must be true Laugh



((hugs))
Honey!!
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Originally posted by RZB:
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
quote:
Originally posted by RZB:
quote:
shoes on the table

Keys on the dining table is a no no.

brings bad luck. Frowner


hiya RZB ,, Wave never heard of that on ,, no more keys on my table then


Hi honey, just been doing a little bit of research on it, my family have been fibbing a little, Roll Eyes

what I discovered,
A child sleeping with a key under his/her pillow is protected from evil spirits, dropping a key is bad luck, and jingling your bunch of keys on a Wednesday promotes madness!


oh my !! goign to put keys under my kids pillows then ,, and i will be aware of jingling my keys on a wed then Cool
Honey!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BE COME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
Sheep in a Jeep
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Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BE COME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


some good points there hun Hug
Honey!!
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
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Originally posted by RZB:
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oh my !! goign to put keys under my kids pillows then ,, and i will be aware of jingling my keys on a wed then

I think the name of the site that I got that from should be
www. ifyoubelievethisyoubeleiveanything.com

thankx hun will have a look lol


Honey... Laugh

that was a joke.....

if you believe this you believe anything .com

I just seen you sig....Honeypots from C4... Hug
RZB
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Originally posted by RZB:
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Originally posted by Honey!!:
quote:
Originally posted by RZB:
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oh my !! goign to put keys under my kids pillows then ,, and i will be aware of jingling my keys on a wed then

I think the name of the site that I got that from should be
www. ifyoubelievethisyoubeleiveanything.com

thankx hun will have a look lol


Honey... Laugh

that was a joke.....

if you believe this you believe anything .com

I just seen you sig....Honeypots from C4... Hug


pmsl was it ,, omg i was so add Ninja
Honey!!

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