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multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO Big Grin

poor sods.

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Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO Big Grin

poor sods.


Laugh

It is true though. Nod
Queen of the High Teas
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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
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Originally posted by mrMiller:
I can listen and act deaf at the same time

ROFPMSL!!! Laugh Laugh Laugh You may just have given away one of the greatest secrets never told. I LOVE that, I'm going to plagiarise that mercilessly. Thumbs Up Nod Laugh

The other secret is to act helpless. Whenever my mum asked me to iron a basket full of clothes when I was a teenager, I used to iron the pleats out of skirts, put bizarre creases in shirts, and stuff like that. You only have to do it a couple of times and women get so exasperated that they never ask again. I can iron like a professional really. I expect women have adopted the same ploy when asked to read a map. Ninja
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO Big Grin

poor sods.


if that were true how would we watch porn and knock one out at the same time whilst we wait for our other halves to take over Wink
B
Ah! This old chestnut.
We have been here before ladies and gentlemen.
I think we concluded that women are rubbish at multi tasking, they have no order in their lives and can never finish anything properly.
Men multi-task one at a time, thus if a bloke does the housework you know that it will be done absolutely well, and then he will do another task perfectly.
Tomorrow we will discuss how if a woman refers to a piece of bathroom material as a "Flannel" why you should never introduce it to your facial area.
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:
quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO Big Grin

poor sods.


if that were true how would we watch porn and knock one out at the same time whilst we wait for our other halves to take over Wink



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