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Should you need one Big Grin

His big toe is disproportionate to the rest of the foot.

He likes waving his feet around in the air – no doubt to impress the ladies (big feet = big nob – yeah you got that right Kris Nod )

This cloven hoof effect together with the goat's face.....Devil

And I don't usually comment on people’s fisical (Kris spelling) attributes but he is now fair game for being such an utter TOOL.

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Just read his profile for the first time – he works and lives in Manchester same as me Eeker Mad ....

"Okay ladies, form an orderly queue. This is Kris and he's single. But just before you start getting measured for the dress, let's just get a few facts out in the open.

He picks his nose. And, erm, that’s about it really.

He's quite switched on for a pretty boy and is concerned that people don't think there's anything beyond the looks: "when the package is this pretty, no-one cares what’s on the inside". Wow, that's a bit deep.

He also has a bit of a James Dean Complex – he thinks he will live fast and die young. But that's enough soul searching, let's stay with the pretty bits.

He loves his hair and thinks that "curls get girls" – 200 at the latest count according to Kris. But he's a softy at heart.

He's been single for a year and would love to meet his 'lobster'. He obviously thinks lobsters mate for life, whereas in fact the alpha male in a lobster colony will do his best to get a bit of action with every female in the group."

Mad

I will hunt him down on behalf of humanity!! Angry
Baby Bunny
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Should you need one Big Grin

His big toe is disproportionate to the rest of the foot.

He likes waving his feet around in the air – no doubt to impress the ladies (big feet = big nob – yeah you got that right Kris Nod )

This cloven hoof effect together with the goat's face.....Devil

And I don't usually comment on people’s fisical (Kris spelling) attributes but he is now fair game for being such an utter TOOL.


why do people think men with big feet have big knobs according to scientific reserch your far more likly to have a big Penis if you have long legs and arms a big nose and ears is also possible .
Lister_of_Smeg
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Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
why do people think men with big feet have big knobs according to scientific reserch your far more likly to have a big Penis if you have long legs and arms a big nose and ears is also possible .


Hi Lister,

In one of the early HL shows Kris was waving his foot in the air and Dogface commented on the size of his feet and he said proudly (I thought) something like "Yeah, they’re wowsers". I think Kris is the sort that wouldn't argue if someone made the connection, whether or not it's true...

And, I suppose that people with long arms and legs also have proportionately long feet. I’ve heard the same rumour re thumbs as well Big Grin
Baby Bunny
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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:

"He's been single for a year and would love to meet his 'lobster'. He obviously thinks lobsters mate for life, whereas in fact the alpha male in a lobster colony will do his best to get a bit of action with every female in the group."



Do they not watch 'Friends' because this is obviously referring to that? It's C4 for gawds sake - I thought it was compulsary for every at C4 to have watched every single episode at least six times!
littleleicesterfox

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