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*groan* Thats offal.
Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
I heard that one of the first symptoms of pig flu is that you come out in rashers.
Thomas Cook are selling one way tickets to mexico for ÂĢ99....an offer not to be sneezed at!
If you think you have pig flu just go see your doctor and he'll get you some special oinkment.
hahaha love it
After watching Arsenals performance at Old Trafford, surely their Mexican player Carlos Vela should have played...i mean who is gonna mark him?
In anticipation of an outbreak of pig flu in the UK, lemsip have decided to create a product specifically for relieving the symptoms of pig flu.
Lovin' it
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
In anticipation of an outbreak of pig flu in the UK, lemsip have decided to create a product specifically for relieving the symptoms of pig flu.
Haahaa that is excellent Spider
If you catch swine flu should you go and lie down in a hammock?
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
If you catch swine flu should you go and lie down in a hammock?
But no pigs-in-blankets, because the fever makes you bacon hot..
thought that link was going to give us a good grilling?
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
thought that link was going to give us a good grilling?
Gamm on, it's just for fun
don't want to truffle any feathers though! 
very funny!!!
*trotters off sow t of ear*
Oh wow, a pig wearing wellington boots.
Avian flu or swine fever? The choice is yours..
if it was wine flu would we have to drink lots of wine to build up our resistance? I could live with that.
quote:Originally posted by Heartache:
OMG what cute babies. Nearly put me off my chicken sandwich, but not my Belly Pork for Sunday.
It's one of those Pennywell piggies (Google 'em) - they don't get much bigger than that
