He seems to think he is knowlegable on all matters, I've noticed this over the past few days and especially yesterday in the kitchen when he was telling Lisa hot to skin the chicken. I can't stand him the twerp!
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You can learn a lot one way or another fitting replacement windows.
This year's Mario. Know-all numpty 
Jack off all trades. 
quote:Originally posted by Teddy Bleads:
You can learn a lot one way or another fitting replacement windows.
But only until the owners have got the blinds or curtains back up
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Jack off all trades.
In his case he seems to think he is a Master of all, not a Jack of all.
Marcus is the master 
quote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
He seems to think he is knowlegable on all matters, I've noticed this over the past few days and especially yesterday in the kitchen when he was telling Lisa hot to skin the chicken. I can't stand him the twerp!
Skinning a chicken? Is that a bit like washing it?
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Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
i think Lisa meant that people generally dont pluck chickens now as they are are all ready done for you just to buyquote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
quote:Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
Not much room in cardboard boxes
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Jack off all trades.
master of none.
quote:Originally posted by Sink the Pink:quote:Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
Not much room in cardboard boxes
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
His Mum`s probably taught him to cook.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Jack off all trades.
quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
His Mum`s probably taught him to cook.
Reckon? I bet he doesn't have to lift a finger at home, which is probably why he hasn't moved out.
Trust me, I've got a brother in his 30s who still lives with our parents
Marcus is this years Mario, but none can top the Baron of Bullshine for pure exageration and self- regard! 
quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
I cant stand him.
quote:Originally posted by kimota:
Marcus is this years Mario, but none can top the Baron of Bullshine for pure exageration and self- regard!
Mario was something else - he was totally disillusioned and believed his own hype - but with Marcus its all tongue in cheek - he`s more real and down to earth. Mario was a pr at.
quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:quote:Originally posted by kimota:
Marcus is this years Mario, but none can top the Baron of Bullshine for pure exageration and self- regard!
Mario was something else - he was totally disillusioned and believed his own hype - but with Marcus its all tongue in cheek - he`s more real and down to earth. Mario was a pr at.
marcus says it all with a pinch of saltquote:Originally posted by Sink the Pink:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:quote:Originally posted by kimota:
Marcus is this years Mario, but none can top the Baron of Bullshine for pure exageration and self- regard!
Mario was something else - he was totally disillusioned and believed his own hype - but with Marcus its all tongue in cheek - he`s more real and down to earth. Mario was a pr at.
Agreed .... and I reckon he`d be a lot more caring than Mario who`s whole world revolved around him.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Don`t condemn him for knowing things - he`s been around a few years and should know a lot. After all he was dealing with a divvi who thought people only plucked and skinned chickens in the old days. If you can`t stand him, you can`t stand him, fair enough.
Lisa's been around a few more years than him. And she doesn't still live with her mum.
His Mum`s probably taught him to cook.
Reckon? I bet he doesn't have to lift a finger at home, which is probably why he hasn't moved out.
Trust me, I've got a brother in his 30s who still lives with our parents
both my brothers (39 and 41)still live with my dad, god knows why!dad does sod all round the house and is a miserable old git.
mind you one bro did move out but moved back in after mum died...but is still there 6 years later and the other bro is always at his gf's house anyway...but still
Marcus is a master of baiting.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Marcus is a master of baiting.
and he has got Sree hook line and sinker
quote:Is Marcus a Master of all trades?
Definitely not.
He just thinks he is.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Marcus is a master of baiting.
Good subject for a mass debate
loving your play with wordsquote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Marcus is a master of baiting.
He doesn't possess a sense of humour especially when being pelted in the stocks 
quote:Originally posted by BBaddict:
He doesn't possess a sense of humour especially when being pelted in the stocks
In the what?
quote:Originally posted by BBaddict:
He doesn't possess a sense of humour especially when being pelted in the stocks
Is it bad that I was hoping there might be a brick in the barrel?