They had had a good seeing to
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....by Marcus...? 
No, I'd get a dishwasher.
Marcus is so smooth, is't he?
"It's for your own good Luv. Get 'em off"
They could bend over the sink and lift their skirt up whilst they were doing it LOL
How rooode!
At least the smell of fairy liquid would mask the smell of a woman needing a good seeing to.
At least the smell of fairy liquid would mask the smell of a woman needing a good seeing to.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
How rooode!
At least the smell of fairy liquid would mask the smell of a woman needing a good seeing to.
"No, I'd get a dishwaher".
Marcus is the dishwasher!
Errr let me think ......... no!
Marcus is the dishwasher!
Errr let me think ......... no!
I wouldnt want to do the washing up afterwards.
I get hungry, so i wanna eat food
I get hungry, so i wanna eat food
No, but i'm more likely to have sex with a bloke if they have just done all my ironing for me 
I never do the washing up
Just the thought of it is making me want to scrub myself with a pan scourer!
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
I never do the washing up
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Just the thought of it is making me want to scrub myself with a pan scourer!
Marcus's side burns could do that job
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Just the thought of it is making me want to scrub myself with a pan scourer!
Marcus's side burns could do that job
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
I never do the washing up
I bet she 'leaves it in to soak'!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Amythist:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
I never do the washing up
I bet she 'leaves it in to soak'!
OH leaves all the burnt on bits to soak overnight
Marcus is such a "new man" 
quote:Originally posted by fookat:
Marcus is such a "new man"
New men were murdered by the moronic Lads Mags
Daft bloke. David Brent meets Forrest Gump.
It actually made my flesh creep.
It actually made my flesh creep.
My hubby been making some remarks after hearing Marcus say this, wont say what !! But he has been told to go forth and multiply a few times lol
Are women supposed to wash up? I thought that's what men and dishwashers were for. 
I thought that's what men and dishwashers were for. quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
How rooode!
At least the smell of fairy liquid would mask the smell of a woman needing a good seeing to.
Let me weigh this up washing the dishes or sex with Marcus?
I'd rather wash every single person's dishes on the forum for 40 days and 40 nights.
I'd rather wash every single person's dishes on the forum for 40 days and 40 nights.
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Let me weigh this up washing the dishes or sex with Marcus?
I'd rather wash every single person's dishes on the forum for 40 days and 40 nights.
He's so charming...I'm surprised he isnt more of a hit with the ladies to be honest