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i defy anyone to say ............ they dont *hm hm * break wind course they do .. its natural .. we all do it .... but mine smells like ylang ylang

I don't think anyone denied 'letting off steam'.

sozzee i wz in wrong place i wz thread hopping

I bet you just hopped in here to fart didn't you?

you smelt it ...... you dealt it

The one who said the rhyme did the crime...ner ner ne ner ner

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well I haven't done THAT!!!

I recommend you try it!! Its not that bad

I'll need a few drinkies first.

Shall I bring my drinks trolley in?

I'm off to bed now so wish me luck!

Tell him to spray his nether regions with something sweet smelling like rose or lavender to mask any smells

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Tell him to spray his nether regions with something sweet smelling like rose or lavender to mask any smells

His balls smell lovely, especially after he plays squash *hmmmmmmmmmm dreams about the squash wash*, I was more worried about farts.

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I'm off to bed now so wish me luck!

LUCK...LUCK......... I am wishing you a KY vaseline time

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I didn't read the thread and have decided to say ................. Yes

Hello lovely lady Are all the stuffed crusts sleeping?

Hello also lovely lady They are fast asleep are the ponies in there stables or out on the tiles ?

Oh Lord, they are on the shelf above me staring at me with their fake beady eyes just begging for another night on the tiles.

Poor wee mites No gin for them tonight

I give them a thimle per night, you know what THEY say 'a thimble keeps the pony nimble'

Indeed Night gawgeous

Oh I killed the thread

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Oh I killed the thread

..Still alive and kicking..

nope she did, she killed it

onnnnlllyyyy joking

Yes! Yes you are! When you trump loud and proud you wanna whiff it's full glory...not have it watered down with some pansy fresh air smell

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Yes! Yes you are! When you trump loud and proud you wanna whiff it's full glory...not have it watered down with some pansy fresh air smell

Have you checked that nappy yet

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nope she did, she killed it

onnnnlllyyyy joking

Im watching you

Get him to drink some of that nice Leanor Infusions Tropical Burst. Not only will your bed linen retain its' freshly washed aroma, but you'll have your very own mobile room freshener.