Ha haaaaaaa Marcus looked a right tw@t last night!

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Lord Lucan

I seriously cannot stand that guy but I loved how Noirin kept putting him down last night. a) When he said "You can ask me on a date when we get out" and Noirin retorted with "We'll see how it goes at the wrap party".

b) Marcus saying a zillion times to her "You should defend me though, you should defend me" and she said "I won't defend anyone in here, nope I won't defend anyone"

but the CLASSIC of all was when the arrogant moron said "You said I was special" and Noirin looked soooooooooo disinterested and went "Did I?" and then said "I only call my brothers special"

Marcus' face was a picture!

I can just picture him sitting in his bedroom playing geeky computer games and jerking off to Laura Croft. He is repulsive.

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CroctacusMember

I thought he was joking with the special remark....and also doing to wind up Sree.

6/23/093:30 AM

BovrilkingMember

I thought it was just the HM's that didnt understand his humour

6/23/093:32 AM

HeartacheMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I thought he was joking with the special remark....and also doing to wind up Sree.

Agreed but he's now saying things when Sree is'nt there.

6/23/093:32 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

He makes me do a bit of sick in me mowf!

6/23/093:34 AM

halMember

was this before or after giving her his 'special handcrafted' present?

6/23/093:35 AM

DemantoidMember

Loved when he was moaning about not "doing better" with the women in there.
What did he expect? Is he fighting them off in the outside world?

6/23/093:36 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by hal:
was this before or after giving her his 'special handcrafted' present?

Have we seen what it is yet?

6/23/093:36 AM

rusticanaMember

I think there are many on this forum who need a Sense of Humour transplant

6/23/093:38 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by rusticana:
I think there are many on this forum who need a Sense of Humour transplant

Yes, the ones who thought that Sree was seriously trying to seduce Charlie!

6/23/093:40 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by rusticana:
I think there are many on this forum who need a Sense of Humour transplant

Yes, the ones who thought that Sree was seriously trying to seduce Charlie!

That really was weird

6/23/093:41 AM

halMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by hal:
was this before or after giving her his 'special handcrafted' present?

Have we seen what it is yet?

its a surprise!

6/23/093:41 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by hal:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by hal:
was this before or after giving her his 'special handcrafted' present?

Have we seen what it is yet?

its a surprise!

Poor Noirin - out of the frying pan, into the fire!

6/23/093:44 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by hal:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by hal:
was this before or after giving her his 'special handcrafted' present?

Have we seen what it is yet?

its a surprise!

Poor Noirin - out of the frying pan, into the fire!

It's not a frying pan

But I'm guessing it could be used to cause pain

6/23/093:45 AM

Lord LucanMember

Noirin isn't the slightest bit interested in him but he keeps digging away hoping to get a compliment or some sort of affection from her. He is lusting after her big time but is the type of guy who thinks he's so cool that the girls should be coming on to HIM

6/23/093:47 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:

Have we seen what it is yet?

It was a boat to float in the bath. No little man in it though.

6/23/093:47 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
It's not a frying pan
But I'm guessing it could be used to cause pain

6/23/093:48 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:

Have we seen what it is yet?

It was a boat to float in the bath. No little man in it though.

6/23/093:48 AM

Lord LucanMember

I read somewhere that he has a toy action man figure of himself - a mate who owns a Toy Shop got it made for him. Oh God, how sad is that?

6/23/093:54 AM

$fracas$ fracasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Bovrilking:
I thought it was just the HM's that didnt understand his humour

Obviously not.

Also, Noirin is getting on my tits now. Dunno whether to think she is spineless or just plain stupid with her reaction to the 'special' joke.

$fracas$

6/23/093:54 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:

Have we seen what it is yet?

It was a boat to float in the bath. No little man in it though.

6/23/093:54 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
I read somewhere that he has a toy action man figure of himself - a mate who owns a Toy Shop got it made for him. Oh God, how sad is that?

Funny - he's exactly the sort of bloke I can imagine hanging round Forbidden Planet

6/23/093:56 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I can see him getting a Noirin doll made, when he get out!

6/23/093:59 AM

$fracas$ fracasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
I read somewhere that he has a toy action man figure of himself - a mate who owns a Toy Shop got it made for him. Oh God, how sad is that?

Love it! Captain Cool As ****!

$fracas$

6/23/093:59 AM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
I read somewhere that he has a toy action man figure of himself - a mate who owns a Toy Shop got it made for him. Oh God, how sad is that?

No way!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

6/23/094:07 AM

Lord LucanMember

Yeh he's so cool with that yukky mullet weirdo hair and side burns, wears the most awful, unflattering, unfashionable vesty tops, has disgusting bad breath and still lives with his mummy

6/23/094:07 AM

BovrilkingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
Yeh he's so cool with that yukky mullet weirdo hair and side burns, wears the most awful, unflattering, unfashionable vesty tops, has disgusting bad breath and still lives with his mummy .

And

6/23/094:08 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
I can see him getting a Noirin doll made, when he get out!

6/23/094:11 AM

AquariusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
Yeh he's so cool with that yukky mullet weirdo hair and side burns, wears the most awful, unflattering, unfashionable vesty tops, has disgusting bad breath and still lives with his mummy .

Aaah those vests.

He stole them off Rab C. Nesbit.

6/23/094:35 AM

Former Member

Marcus is great. Even allowing for the jokes, he honestly believes he's attractive. You can't really knock that. Much better than lacking confidence.

6/23/094:45 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Loved when he was moaning about not "doing better" with the women in there.
What did he expect? Is he fighting them off in the outside world?

I thought I heard him say that they flocked to him in rl?????

6/23/094:47 AM

Former Member

He should do some merchandising when he gets out. He'd make a killing on the Marcus Shitty Stick (tm) for fighting the birds off.

6/23/094:50 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Loved when he was moaning about not "doing better" with the women in there.
What did he expect? Is he fighting them off in the outside world?

I thought I heard him say that they flocked to him in rl?????

Was he talking about women or flies?

6/23/094:53 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
He should do some merchandising when he gets out. He'd make a killing on the Marcus Shitty Stick (tm) for fighting the birds off.

He could make the prototype himself, out of cut-up cider cans

6/23/094:54 AM

Lord LucanMember

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Marcus is great. Even allowing for the jokes, he honestly believes he's attractive. You can't really knock that. Much better than lacking confidence.

I'm afraid Marcus has "loser" written all over his ugly mug. There is nothing more off-putting than a bloke thinking he's Mr Cool and God's gift to women when he is in fact a complete and utter tool. I can imagine many women feeling

just looking at him (Noirin hides it well). My sister said if he tried to chat her up in a bar, she'd be polite and then run screaming for the exit

6/23/094:55 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Loved when he was moaning about not "doing better" with the women in there.
What did he expect? Is he fighting them off in the outside world?

I thought I heard him say that they flocked to him in rl?????

Was he talking about women or flies?

Haha!!! Judging on what HMs have said about his personal hygiene...it must be flies

6/23/094:55 AM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

The role of Village idiot suits his face, and he looked well peed off too.

6/23/0911:04 AM

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