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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
Who is he?

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:

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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
Who is he?

Phil Mitchell's kid

But Ben Mitchell's Mum must have been playing away and wasn't careful enouugh, surely...

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Obviously the sponge in his mouth would play a part, but I think I'd lock him in a house for a week before, but make him think he's shrinking to death. Every night when he goes to sleep I'd sneak in and replace the furniture with slightly bigger exact replicas. Then once he's too small to reach the doorhandle to the kitchen, I'd put the sponge in his mouth, conveniently lay a noose out and give him the choice of starving to death or hanging himself.

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.

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Originally posted by Tina:
i think its a bit sad talking about killing a kid

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him?

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Originally posted by Tina:
i think its a bit sad talking about killing a kid

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.

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Originally posted by Karma_:

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him?

If you were MY kid I would need days to list all of my ideas

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
id freeze him then stick him through a wood chipper

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I would take his glasses and hearing aid away and release him onto busy roads.

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Obviously the sponge in his mouth would play a part, but I think I'd lock him in a house for a week before, but make him think he's shrinking to death. Every night when he goes to sleep I'd sneak in and replace the furniture with slightly bigger exact replicas. Then once he's too small to reach the doorhandle to the kitchen, I'd put the sponge in his mouth, conveniently lay a noose out and give him the choice of starving to death or hanging himself.

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
id freeze him then stick him through a wood chipper