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If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.

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Obviously the sponge in his mouth would play a part, but I think I'd lock him in a house for a week before, but make him think he's shrinking to death. Every night when he goes to sleep I'd sneak in and replace the furniture with slightly bigger exact replicas. Then once he's too small to reach the doorhandle to the kitchen, I'd put the sponge in his mouth, conveniently lay a noose out and give him the choice of starving to death or hanging himself.
Crunchy Nuts
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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Obviously the sponge in his mouth would play a part, but I think I'd lock him in a house for a week before, but make him think he's shrinking to death. Every night when he goes to sleep I'd sneak in and replace the furniture with slightly bigger exact replicas. Then once he's too small to reach the doorhandle to the kitchen, I'd put the sponge in his mouth, conveniently lay a noose out and give him the choice of starving to death or hanging himself.


Good plan. I think Im with you on that one Nod
lainy m
i think its a bit sad talking about killing a kid Shake Head
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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.
T
I do it up here not normal for me.

IT. IS. NOT. REAL. LIFE.

Disappointed Disappointed Skull


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Originally posted by Tina:
i think its a bit sad talking about killing a kid Shake Head
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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.
Rev. Dim Dale
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Originally posted by Tina:
i think its a bit sad talking about killing a kid Shake Head
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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
If he was your kid, how would you go about killing him? Because obviously no one would want to adopt him, and I'm certain that if you took him out into the middle of a desert and dumped him, he'd somehow land up on your doorstep a few days later.

So how would you do away with the annoying little scrote?


Personally, to start off with I'd shove a sponge in his mouth so that I wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice for the last time.



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I love this forum sometimes!! Big Grin
Crunchy Nuts
quote:
Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Obviously the sponge in his mouth would play a part, but I think I'd lock him in a house for a week before, but make him think he's shrinking to death. Every night when he goes to sleep I'd sneak in and replace the furniture with slightly bigger exact replicas. Then once he's too small to reach the doorhandle to the kitchen, I'd put the sponge in his mouth, conveniently lay a noose out and give him the choice of starving to death or hanging himself.


Lol! Laugh Very cunning...you've given this plenty of thought haven't you! Laugh
The Devil In Diamante

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