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Why are a pint of guiness and a vicar similar?

Cos if you get a bad one they can be nasty to your *rse

(I'd just like to apologise for the crudity of the above joke. I am really refined and cultured ... its the tinge of filth that did it.)

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BovrilkingMember

5/11/091:19 AM

chinaMember

im telling

5/11/091:34 AM

Scooby dooMember

5/11/091:42 AM

mel 2Member

5/11/093:02 AM

elmos friendMember

5/11/095:20 AM

SaintMember 10 years

A mum was picking her little boy up from sunday school

The teacher told her they had been studying Saints.

"Can you remember where St Patrick used to live?" asked the teacher.

The little boy could not remember.
His mum whispered to him, "We went there for our holidays".

"Butlins", shouted the boy

5/11/097:08 AM

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