"If I don't see you through the week I will see you through the window"..how cheesy does that sound now!

Gregory: Go do something your own age, like demolish a phonebox!

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Gregory: Have you ever been in love? I'm in love.
Steve: Since when?
Gregory: This morning. I feel restless and dizzy. I bet I won't get any sleep tonight.
Steve: Sounds like indigestion.

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Carol: Christ, you're worse that my dad. He's old - at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!

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Richard: All that fuss over a bit of tit.

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Charlie: That's not the way you spell 'Caracus' anyway
Andy: What?
Charlie: Caracas. It's c-a-s, not c-u-s.
Andy: We've been standing here for four hours! Why didn't you tell me?

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Carol: Can you drive?
Gregory: No, but it runs in the family.

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Headmaster: Off you go, you small boys.

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Headmaster: One problem area, the showers. What'll happen with the showers?
Phil Menzies: Oh, she'll bring her own soap.

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[talking to Charlie about Gregory, after seeing him first with Carol, then Margo and finally Susan]
Andy: There's definitely something in the air tonight, Charlie. That's three women in a row he's had.

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[on Gregory's doorstep, after their first date]
Susan: At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty.
[he kisses her again, then pretends to look horrified]
Gregory: What's my aunty going to say when I kiss her at Christmas?

We did Gregory's Girl at school as our play.

"Jackie" from Emmerdale Farm came and played Gregory one night for us. (and snogged the girl playing whats her face!)

I loved that film.

"Tits, bum, fanny the lot" such a classic film!!

quote:

Originally posted by Tayto:


I loved that film.

Cracking..on now tayto

Shall I tell any jokes?
D ya know any jokes?
Don't tell that one about superwoman

Class..hey ya know I'm here on my own..but don't care! love it!

Bloody hell, am I still on my lonesome? Someone switch it on ...perrrlease.....where's Dalo when I need him..kinda have a pic of him in my mind as Gregory????

It's the whistling bit- fantastic! Why oh why is no-one else watching...grrrrr

And now the dancing...oh the v v best bit- ya buggas!