quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Kiss my aura Dora, it's real angora.
Auras don't really exist and certainly not in Middlesbrough.
We tend to eat them with parmos.
We tend to eat them with parmos.
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
FMs - Fellow Males:
I sometimes wonder what sort of men the forum ladies consort with. But is it a question of cause and effect?
Getting a bit highbrow here mate, only here for a pint and a laugh, fancy a game of darts?
I like darts. I like the quiet 'thunk' as they hit the board. And I like the way the ale steadies the arm.
I like darts too, I like the
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Football
Teams I support include:
Aldershot and Aberdeen.
And I still like to see wingers who play like Garrincha.
Do you like Premier League teams?
.quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
FMs - Fellow Males:
I sometimes wonder what sort of men the forum ladies consort with. But is it a question of cause and effect?
Getting a bit highbrow here mate, only here for a pint and a laugh, fancy a game of darts
I like darts. I like the quiet 'thunk' as they hit the board. And I like the way the ale steadies the arm.
I like darts too, I like thepretty feathersway I feel all manly when I get a bullseye.
When you say 'Feel manly' can you say more about what that's like, please. I mean how does the feeling manifest itself? Do you bray and stomp around? Do you shake your fist about? I'm trying to imagine you at the bullseye moment.
You know arms in air, fists clenched going yay, followed by manly slaps on the back by other players.
Christ! I've just discovered that there is a Forum Mate called Dora. 
What about Boro and Sunderland . Yes they do .
. Yes they do .
Yep one of the lads that's me sticks back on moustache as it slips down face.
sticks back on moustache as it slips down face.quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Yep one of the lads that's me
Sonic
.quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Yep one of the lads that's me
Sonic
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
What about Boro and Sunderland
Well, I didn't want to see any of the teams lose their Premier league status. No one with any imagination wants to see that happen.
Sunderland, I thought, would stay up: I'd given up hope for Middlesbrough (It's a shame. Southgate is a good man).
I was glad Sunderland stayed up
.
Right then lads, off to the chippy for some chips and a saveloy (translation: really need the bathroom but no way on this earth am I going anywhere near any urinals), see you in a bit.
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Right then lads, off to the chippy for some chips and a saveloy (translation: really need the bathroom but no way on this earth am I going anywhere near any urinals), see you in a bit.
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Did anybody see the programme on John Donne? They spent some time reading a great poem to his mistress. It's Elegy XIX, 'To his Mistress going to bed.' I think it's the kind of poem The Secretary would like.
I must post it to here.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Christ! I've just discovered that there is a Forum Mate called Dora.
Yes and im gonna get you
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Did anybody see the programme on John Donne? They spent some time reading a great poem to his mistress. It's Elegy XIX, 'To his Mistress going to bed.' I think it's the kind of poem The Secretary would like.
I must post it to here.
Did you see the programme? It was really good. It even included BDO territory: that's where John Donne spent his early years.
I'm sure you'd love the 'mistress' poem.
I didn't see it and I'm not familiar with the poem
It had better be a nice one
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Did anybody see the programme on John Donne? They spent some time reading a great poem to his mistress. It's Elegy XIX, 'To his Mistress going to bed.' I think it's the kind of poem The Secretary would like.
I must post it to here.
Did you see the programme? It was really good. It even included BDO territory: that's where John Donne spent his early years.
I'm sure you'd love the 'mistress' poem.
I didn't see it and I'm not familiar with the poem
It had better be a nice one
It's a very nice poem. Shall I post it to you (and you can pretend that someone else sent it)?
If ya like
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Rats: Mrs Smokey has gone to France so I've got to sort something out for my dinner.
Tis an unusual business if ever there was one.
In the blue corner, babe magnet Derek Walcott.
In the red corner, whispering professor Roof Padel.
etc.
In the blue corner, babe magnet Derek Walcott.
In the red corner, whispering professor Roof Padel.
etc.
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Tonight's poetry programme features 'Paradise Lost'. But, it clashes with the football. So, I'm in a dilemma.
Milton or Rome?
Rome
.
'ello lads got me beer for the footie tonight.
Hiya smoke, yeah I've been up a ladder cleaning the gutters and in a minute I'm going to change the oil in my car (all true actually), then I'm going to go buy some smokes and settle down and watch the footie. Who do you think is going to win?
(Loving the Black Adder reference
)
(Loving the Black Adder reference
)quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Hiya smoke, yeah I've been up a ladder cleaning the gutters and in a minute I'm going to change the oil in my car (all true actually), then I'm going to go buy some smokes and settle down and watch the footie. Who do you think is going to win?
Bob! That reminds me. I'll have to tackle my gutters too. And the car needs a service in 1700 miles. (It says so on the instrument panel.)
The footie? Im still chewing this over - like one does. I'll decide in a mo. What are you having to drink, Bob?
Lager
couldn't agree more, excuse me a minute need the mens room (rushes off to google Iniesta and to find out which team is exactly playing tonight, thought it was Southend V Basildon)
I would say Messi is the one who United got to look out for most Smoke . Andres Iniesta is a very good player and Barcelona have talent everywhere but Lionel Messi is their best player as we all know.
. Andres Iniesta is a very good player and Barcelona have talent everywhere but Lionel Messi is their best player as we all know.
quote:The only MEN aloud society!!
..count me in gov ,
Andrés Iniesta Luján (born 11 May 1984 in Fuentealbilla, Albacete, Castile-La Mancha) is a Spanish football attacking midfielder who plays for FC Barcelona. His willingness to play anywhere on the pitch, coupled with a natural humility, has earned him the sobriquet El Ilusionista, El Anti-Galáctico and most recently San Andrés[2] or Don Andrés from the Catalan press.[3]
This the guy, yeah he's real good. Barcelona, right, they're playing against the guys in the red shirts erm .... right.. who wants another drink?
This the guy, yeah he's real good. Barcelona, right, they're playing against the guys in the red shirts erm .... right.. who wants another drink?
Carlos Puyol= Barca legend .
.quote:El Ilusionista
Yep he's quite the illusionist. Thanks for the drinks Smoke and the crisps (hides crisps as counting calories)
, CR7 will hopefully produce a magical freekick .
Ok time to come clean, can't stand football, don't know who's playing the last time I knew a footballers name was George Best, prefer mucking about with my car and reading a good murder book. What a relief now you know everthing about me (adjusts moustache and beard)
quote:Originally posted by Smoke: I love my car, by the way.
I thought it was your stolen red lawn mower
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Ok time to come clean, can't stand football, don't know who's playing the last time I knew a footballers name was George Best, prefer mucking about with my car and reading a good murder book. What a relief now you know everthing about me (adjusts moustache and beard)
Oh: OK.
Football conversations are tedious affairs. Milton is the perfect antidote. I love my car, by the way.
I love my car too, just as well OH doesn't drive. Quite fancy having a go at building one of those kit cars, did a mechanics course a while ago so it would come in handy. Just have to wait until I have more time (and money).
WHY... WHY would anyone support aberdeen 