Kris is every bellend

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Comrade Ogilvy

To paraphrase the Whitney Houston song.

We all know there is nothing individual about him, although he does seem to almost be an exagerated composite of high street arseholes nationwide, I think to all of us he represents every bellend we've had the misfortune of encountering in our day to day life.

Oh... I f**kn HATE THE f**K

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Comrade OgilvyMember

P.S.

7/2/095:36 AM

angelicarwenMember

7/2/095:37 AM

DemantoidMember

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B

(Whoah, whoah, whoah)

7/2/095:39 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B
[is](Whoah, whoah, whoah)[/i]

Lee just gave me a very funny look as i burst out laughing whist ~~supposedly~~ doing loads of work

7/2/095:43 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Lee just gave me a very funny look as i burst out laughing whist ~~supposedly~~ doing loads of work

7/2/095:50 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

Just pictured Kris's face on the end of a bellend. Suits him

7/2/096:01 AM

ShiverMember

That's in my head now

7/2/096:04 AM

GorgeousMimiMember

Very good lyrics.... more please!

7/2/096:08 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B

(Whoah, whoah, whoah)

7/2/096:59 AM

I don't think so sonny JimMember

who is chris ?

7/2/097:00 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by I don't think so sonny Jim:
who is chris ?

Just edited the title, I forgot to spell with his special K.

7/2/097:04 AM

AntichristMember

Yo comrade

7/2/097:06 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Antichrist:
Yo comrade

Hey Antichrist

Singing along ?

7/2/097:07 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B

(Whoah, whoah, whoah)

Wouldn't it be nice if Whitney could sing this version at Kraps eviction ?.

7/3/099:33 AM

BrambleMember

That's a bit mean, at least he says what he thinks, something severely lacking in past housemates.

7/3/099:35 AM

Former Member

Now stop spamming the boards with anti-Kris threads CO

7/3/099:36 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B

(Whoah, whoah, whoah)

Wouldn't it be nice if Whitney could sing this version at Kraps eviction ?.

I'd prefer the women who sang the original and best version, Chaka Khan

7/3/099:47 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
I'm every bellend
It's all in meeeee...
Any boobs you want rubbed, baby
I'll do it naturally.

I'm every bellend
It's all in meeee...
You can read my thoughts right now
All the way from A to... B

(Whoah, whoah, whoah)

Wouldn't it be nice if Whitney could sing this version at Kraps eviction ?.

I'd prefer the women who sang the original and best version, Chaka Khan

That'd be great

It's for a good cause.

7/3/099:51 AM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Bramble:
That's a bit mean, at least he says what he thinks, something severely lacking in past housemates.

Are you serious ?

It's not mean enough imo.

7/3/099:52 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Don't hold back Comrade, let it out

By the way I do agree with you

7/3/099:58 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by I don't think so sonny Jim:
who is chris ?

points and laughs ... ha ha your post doesn't make sense now

7/3/0910:00 AM

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