Would you like a direct line to God?

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Turkey Choker

or to be more precise, would you like to IM with God?
Ask for forgiveness you sinners!

I did ask him if he spits or swallows but he wouldn't tell me

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bigdaddyostrichMember

Nope

Twould be an axiom of futility

5/14/091:05 PM

Turkey ChokerMember

Well I did tell him I was an atheist and he said he would take it as a compliment

5/14/091:07 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

I play bridge with John the Baptist.

5/14/091:08 PM

Turkey ChokerMember

I hope you let him win!

5/14/091:09 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

Yeah or he'll give me a good baptising.

5/14/091:10 PM

Turkey ChokerMember

Do not let him baptise you!

5/14/091:12 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

I'm not planning on!111

5/14/091:19 PM

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