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Originally posted by Giggles:

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Originally posted by Sarum:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
how come there is aways one odd sock, where did the other one go

I have a theory about that.

I believe that socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Here's how it works...
A sock is the immature form of a wire coathanger (like a caterpillar is to a butterfly). When you put socks in the washing machine, where it's dark, and full of warm water, some of them will feel the urge to pupate...so they slide off down the pipes, make their way to the back of your wardrobe, and spin a cocoon. When they're ready, they break out of the cocoon, a fully formed wire coathanger, and hang themselves on the rail...which is why there always seems to be more wire coathangers in your wardrobe than you remember putting in there.
And you know how, when you open your wardrobe, there's always at least two coathangers tangled together? They're mating...and when they're done, their offspring (socks, remember) slip off to the back of the airing cupboard to mature a little...so every now and then, you'll find a "missing" sock tucked in with the duvet covers and towels...and start the process all over again...


(Oh, hello Nurse..is is time for my pills already?...)

Genius

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Originally posted by squiggle:
Why do people start on a new bottle of something (like ketchup) when there's still an inch or so in the old bottle?

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Originally posted by Sarum:


I have a theory about that.

I believe that socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Here's how it works...
A sock is the immature form of a wire coathanger (like a caterpillar is to a butterfly). When you put socks in the washing machine, where it's dark, and full of warm water, some of them will feel the urge to pupate...so they slide off down the pipes, make their way to the back of your wardrobe, and spin a cocoon. When they're ready, they break out of the cocoon, a fully formed wire coathanger, and hang themselves on the rail...which is why there always seems to be more wire coathangers in your wardrobe than you remember putting in there.
And you know how, when you open your wardrobe, there's always at least two coathangers tangled together? They're mating...and when they're done, their offspring (socks, remember) slip off to the back of the airing cupboard to mature a little...so every now and then, you'll find a "missing" sock tucked in with the duvet covers and towels...and start the process all over again...

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Originally posted by electric6:
Why does a cup of tea taste nicer when someone else makes it?

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Originally posted by Sarum:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
how come there is aways one odd sock, where did the other one go

I have a theory about that.

I believe that socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Here's how it works...
A sock is the immature form of a wire coathanger (like a caterpillar is to a butterfly). When you put socks in the washing machine, where it's dark, and full of warm water, some of them will feel the urge to pupate...so they slide off down the pipes, make their way to the back of your wardrobe, and spin a cocoon. When they're ready, they break out of the cocoon, a fully formed wire coathanger, and hang themselves on the rail...which is why there always seems to be more wire coathangers in your wardrobe than you remember putting in there.
And you know how, when you open your wardrobe, there's always at least two coathangers tangled together? They're mating...and when they're done, their offspring (socks, remember) slip off to the back of the airing cupboard to mature a little...so every now and then, you'll find a "missing" sock tucked in with the duvet covers and towels...and start the process all over again...


(Oh, hello Nurse..is is time for my pills already?...)

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Originally posted by electric6:
Why does a cup of tea taste nicer when someone else makes it?

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Originally posted by electric6:
My God Sarum! You've cracked it!

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
how come there is aways one odd sock, where did the other one go

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
how come there is aways one odd sock, where did the other one go

read cecilia ahern's "a place called here" it explains that one

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
And no, a combover is not the answer.

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Originally posted by Miss_S:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
And no, a combover is not the answer.

Hasn't done Donald Trump any harm

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by Miss_S:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
And no, a combover is not the answer.

Hasn't done Donald Trump any harm

That's not so much a combover as an abandoned nest.

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Originally posted by lainy m:
Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?

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Originally posted by electric6:
Why does a cup of tea taste nicer when someone else makes it?