You could have reminded me not to peeps. 
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I won't peep! 
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
You could have reminded me not to peeps.
Blimey in your condition, brave lady.
quote:Originally posted by Heartache:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
You could have reminded me not to peeps.
Blimey in your condition, brave lady.
More foolhardy than brave.
How can you even see past your bump?
Baby's going to come out with a hairball!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Baby's going to come out with a hairball!
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
You could have reminded me not to peeps.
Where were you waxing!?
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
How can you even see past your bump?
I can't. Hence the foolhardiness of my actions.
quote:Originally posted by Peachy~Emms:
You do know your more sensitive when your pregnantOuch
I do now.
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
How can you even see past your bump?
I can't. Hence the foolhardiness of my actions.
Aww Queenie
it's not that many years ago that they used to routinely shave women down below when they were in labour
Do you need a sticky, High Knees?
I dare you to try and do a star jump 
I must say you're a bugga for punishment
I must say you're a bugga for punishment
No one will care what your shrubbery looks like,let it grow wild. 
And a lovely enema for good measure.quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
How can you even see past your bump?
I can't. Hence the foolhardiness of my actions.
Aww Queenie
it's not that many years ago that they used to routinely shave women down below when they were in labour
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
And a lovely enema for good measure.[/QUOTE]quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Bliddy medics
My grandma told me a story about when she was expecting her first child in the mid 1930s.
She had no idea what to expect when she was in labour as it just wasn't talked about so she asked her older sister who had one child.
The evil cahhh told her that they cut you open with a cut throat razor and pull the baby out
She was so distressed that she asked her MIL who told her it comes out the same way it went in
when she was actually in labour, the midwife appeared with a razor to shave her - my poor nan thought her sister must have been telling the truth and promptly fainted with the shock!
Thankfully we've moved on since those days
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
This is something I've been stressing about and it's 5 months away...I can't seem to find an answer for what I should do with that area when the time comes....
Was it an issue sheep??
quote:Originally posted by fondeli:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
This is something I've been stressing about and it's 5 months away...I can't seem to find an answer for what I should do with that area when the time comes....
Was it an issue sheep??
Leave it.
No one, especially you, will care!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by fondeli:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
This is something I've been stressing about and it's 5 months away...I can't seem to find an answer for what I should do with that area when the time comes....
Was it an issue sheep??
Leave it.
No one, especially you, will care!
Thanks Blizzie...it's hard to know what to expect, I half think I wish I could get shaved and an enema...but dealing with stubble along with everything else would be too much to bare! Maybe I am thinking about this way too much, DH has taken my books away!!
quote:Originally posted by fondeli:
Thanks Blizzie...it's hard to know what to expect, I half think I wish I could get shaved and an enema...but dealing with stubble along with everything else would be too much to bare! Maybe I am thinking about this way too much, DH has taken my books away!!
Ooh, you really don't want stubble rash!
Honestly, they are used to the natural body.
I went up to the colposcopy clinic a few years back,with a full beard down there,didn't bother me or them!
you're pregnant - you're allowed to be hairyquote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
You could have reminded me not to peeps.
quote:Originally posted by fondeli:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
This is something I've been stressing about and it's 5 months away...I can't seem to find an answer for what I should do with that area when the time comes....
Was it an issue sheep??
I used immac just before I went to hospital. I could reach fine.
I also painted my toenails. I must be bendy
I'm contemplating a BSC. Anyone had it done ?
Are there any after effects?
Are there any after effects?
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by fondeli:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Your bravier than me, mine was like a forest when I had Marni lol
Cant believe she is 3 weeks old today.
This is something I've been stressing about and it's 5 months away...I can't seem to find an answer for what I should do with that area when the time comes....
Was it an issue sheep??
I used immac just before I went to hospital. I could reach fine.
I also painted my toenails. I must be bendy
I haven't been able to even see my toenails for 3 months! I'm pretty mahooosive though.
With my first, I had a last minute panic and my sister gave me a trim.
Second and third, I didn't give a monkey's chuff and my downstairs probably looked like one too!
Second and third, I didn't give a monkey's chuff and my downstairs probably looked like one too!
I'm trying to be nonchalant about it but I'm completely mortified at the thought of anyone donning a David Bellamy style beard and shouting gwapple me gwapenuts as they try to forage through my undergrowth. 
you nutter.