DAY 28
For this weeks shopping task, the housemates will be experiencing all things Italian, embracing the culture, the food, the fashion and the music. After little sleep Housemates begin day two of the task.
9:35am Some of the housemates are in the bedroom. For their part of the task Charlie and Kris are footballers. Whenever they hear the trigger GOALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIO they must give a demonstration of the passion and drama Italian Footballers are so well known for.
All of the other housemates are in the living room, sleeping. As the Fashionista Siavash, is required to rapidly change his outfit at Big Brother's request. Every time he hears the music trigger, Vogue by Madonna, he must strike a pose on the podium in the living room and hold it until the music starts up again. Two hours ago, Big Brother provided him with his latest outfit.
Big Brother plays Kris and Charlie's football trigger and the pair jump out of bed, get into their costume and run into the garden. They run and jump about until the trigger is replayed.
Vogue plays into the house and Siavash, who is dressed as a snail and wearing a large hat quickly strikes a pose on the podium, he holds the pose but begins to doze off.
When the trigger music is replayed Siavash relaxes and says sleepily: "This is heavier than anything, it's ridiculous!
11:00am Halfwit and Charlie are in the garden. Halfwit describes his weeks in the house as "Peeling back more layers."
He adds: "It's sad and cruel and there are elements that are nasty."
Charlie tells him that he hasn't seen any "nastiness" and Halfwit says: "I'm glad, that's a good thing." They both agree that they like everyone in the house and Halfwit adds: "Even the people who don't like me."
Lisa walks over to them and halfwit says to that he doesn't think she likes him. "I don't think you like me," Lisa replies. Halfwit tells her that he doesn't like her "scheming and bitching" about him and Lisa tells him that she hasn't.
"Get that out of your head, you're paranoid" Lisa tells him. Halfwit tells Lisa that she had a problem with him from the start because of the "pronunciation of my voice and my background".
Lisa disputes this and tells him that her brother is "nearly a millionaire, your view that I'm jealous because you're a millionaire, please don't insult me, I don't give a s**t where you come from."
Karly joins them in the garden and tells Halfwit that people may not like him because he confessed to having a game plan. Kris joins the dispute and tells Lisa and Karly not to continue the conversation as Halfwit will "Make out he's the victim."
Halfwit tells Kris that he has never played the "victim" but is drowned out my Kris repeatedly saying "I'm not talking to you Freddie," and Lisa singing loudly. Halfwit says: This is ridiculous, as other housemates walk off.
Lisa goes in to the house for a drink and returns to the garden. Halfwit mentions his failure to learn his lines the previous day and Lisa tells him: "Eviction is coming up, you want to put the blame on people." I don't like you now, you've judged me wrong."
11:41am Halfwit and Karly are in the kitchen. Halfwit is explaining that the mention of game plans does not have to mean something bad. Karly takes offence and tells Halfwit that she never said he was bad "I said people don't trust you," Karly replies.
Housemates in the living room hear her raise her voice. Lisa mentions that he's "winding people up." Dogface mentions that he "knows what buttons to press."
12:06pm some of the housemates are in the garden. Kris, Charlie and Siavash are in the living room. As part of the task, Sree and Dogface (Sophie) are running a 24-hour 'Gelato' ice-cream stand. Big Brother has been placing orders throughout the duration of the task via the ice cream phone. They must deliver the order to the Diary Room within three minutes in order to pass their part of the task.
Big Brother sounds the Gelato trigger. Sree answer the phone and takes Big Brother's order and relays the first one to Dogface. He finishes taking the order and goes to help Dogface. Sree gets in her way and she tells him that he is "F**king annoying me now." Dogface asks him what the final cone is. Sree cannot remember.
Charlie, Kris and Rodrigo go into the garden and tell Noirin and Marcus that Sree cannot remember the order: "I think they've failed the ice cream task now."
12:28pm Big Brother has given Noirin instructions that will explain her and Marcus' role in the task.
For their part of this week's shopping task, they must follow in the footsteps of the famous Italian Artists, Leonardo Da Vinci and Sandro Botticelli, by creating their own masterpiece.
Later today Big Brother will instruct them to go to the task room where they will have one hour to create their individual masterpieces. Big Brother has failed to tell the artistic housemates their work will be judge alongside 6 year old Maddie, who is busily working on her artwork in the task room.
Halfwit tells them that it would be good if they had body paints in the task room. Marcus tells Noirin that he would use body paints on her: "As long as I get to see the good stuff." Noirin laughs.
1:53pm Charlie, Lisa and Kris are in the living room, lying on the sofas. Some of the housemates are in the sitting room. Karly and Dogface are in the Diary Room talking about the ice cream task.
They ask Big Brother if housemates eat an ice cream, will it be that part of the task that fails or the task as a whole. Big brother tells that that they are not permitted to eat any ice cream but in doing so, this will be one fail for the ice cream housemates. Dogface says that she has failed anyway.
Karly and Dogface tell housemates that if is fine for them to share the ice cream. The all rush to the ice cream stall but are reminded that the ice cream sellers must serve them. While they wait to be served, the Vogue trigger music plays into the house.
Siavash rushes to the podium and strikes a pose. The music plays again and Siavash rushs to get some ice cream and shouts: "Sree, before they play my f**king music give me some cherries." The Vogue trigger plays again and housemates laugh as Siavash rushes back to the podium.
The football trigger sounds and Kris and Charlie rush into the garden. They run around shouting and clapping. Charlie shouts: "Gascoigne" and lies on the grass face up. Kris stands over him with a bottle of sauce from the ice cream task and squeezes some into his mouth.
2:30pm Most of the housemates are in the living room. Big Brother announces that the task room is open for artists Marcus and Noirin for their portion of the task. Marcus is unhappy that the canvas is so small and moans: "I'm never going to get what I wanted to do on there." Noirin adds: "This is going to be a disaster."
5:06pm: Big Brother has gathered housemates at dining table for the results of Noirin and Marcus' artist task. Big Brother tells housemates that the paintings will be judged by an independent art critic, and that the third painting has been painted by a six year old child. The art critic is unaware who has painted which painting and will rank them 1st, 2nd and 3rd.
Housemates must finish above the 6 year old child in order to win the task. On the plasma screen housemates watch as the art critic critiques each painting. He describes Marcus' painting as "Well controlled, strong with a fierce narrative." The second painting he critiques was painted by six year old Maddie. The critic suggests it is "similar to a child's painting." The third painting is Noirin's and the art critic calls it "Bold, a statement of affection."
The critic ranks Marcus' as 1st, 6 year old Maddie's as 3rd then Noirin's as 2nd as the housemates cheer with delight.
17:20pm Marcus and Halfwit are in the garden. Marcus talks about his painting, and says it was easy. He said it was harder staying up all night "keeping every b******d awake." He adds that Sree and Dogface would have slept through two of their attempts adding: "He still f**ked it it up anyway, but then I guess it is quite difficult."
Karly, Sree and Dogface are at the gelato shop. Karly and Dogface say they hope Sree doesn't go on Friday, and they don't think he will. Karly says: "I'll really miss you." Siavash joins and they quiz him as to who he wants to go.
He says he doesn't know and wishes they would both stay "Equally" but says: "I know people most people don't get on with him, but I like Freddie." Sree admits Halfwit "Is a very strong candidate." He adds that housemates "Don't understand Halfwit's knowledge but people on the outside do." Adding: "The best man wins."
20:17pm Marcus and Noirin are in the bedroom discussing the upcoming eviction. Marcus says that leaving the house at this stage still means that housemates get the "Same exposure." He says that Halfwit will go, but wants Sree to be evicted. Noirin calls Sree a "s**t stirrer" and a "game-planner."
Sree, Karly, Dogface and Halfwit are in the garden. Halfwit and Karly talk about the singing task and Karly says that he "p***ed" her off by ignoring her. When he tries to explain Karly tells him not to preach to her, adding "Here we go, I can't cope with it, it's a physical and mental drain."
Halfwit says it a drain being "cut off from people" and Karly walks off. Dogface tells Halfwit that he is annoying Lisa by sitting next to her, testing her patience and getting reactions from people.
Karly returns, claiming Halfwit is intentionally annoying everybody and that he is being "two-faced." She adds that he is "Sneaky and vindictive, you bug the s**t out of me, you purposely try to p*** people of in here Freddie."
Lisa shouts across the garden that he is trying to "drag me down" to look like a trouble maker. He tells Karly that he was trying to clear the air after he noticed she was avoiding eye contact with him, to which Karly replies "I've heard it all now, that is it, make sure you make eye contact with him!" Charlie joins the conversation and tells Halfwit not to blame it all on Lisa. He adds: "These people have got their own brains and just don't like you."
21:06pm Some of the housemates are in the garden. Halfwit and Siavash are in the living room.
Big Brother calls Lisa to the Diary Room. Halfwit tells Siavash that he has "F**ked her gameplan" referring to Lisa. Siavash advises him not talk with those who are not getting on with him. Halfwit says he will still offer the "olive branch" to them
Lisa is talking about the mood in the house and says that is bad because of "arguments, food and everything." She says Halfwit is arguing with everyone and that he thinks people are following her to nominate him.
Big Brother asks her how she thinks Halfwit feels, Lisa says that "It' must feel like crap," to be up for nomination every week and not get on with people. Big Brother asks her as an older and more mature housemate, if she can see who Halfwit has as support.
Lisa says that a few people will listen and he's not on his own. She says he is a "changed man," today and is "getting stronger," but says she doesn't want to argue.
22:07pm Big Brother has informed housemates that they have passed this week's shopping task.
Housemates celebrate and hug each other, singing "We are the Champions." During the hugging, Halfwit hugs Karly and apologises for the argument during the singing task. Halfwit and Lisa also hug but do not talk.
22:28pm. Big Brother has called Halfwit to the Diary Room. In the garden Charlie says that Sree is normally the one in the Diary Room until late, but it's Halfwit this evening. Kris comments that he can stay in there for all he cares, and Charlie admits "I would leave if this many people had a nominated me but adds that he likes Halfwit.
In the Diary Room, Halfwit says he has had a "good day," but has been a bit serious. He says he has set a precedent about calling people out for scheming and that he'd rather talk to people about them thinking he's two faced rather than ironically them bitching about him behind his back.
He says it was easier than he thought to "put it out there," and that he is now able to stay calm while people shout at him. Halfwit says that there is "no bad blood" between him and Karly and that Lisa's arguments are tactical, while arguments before have brought them closer.
00:00am Karly has been called to the Diary Room, she talks to Big Brother about her argument with Halfwit. Karly admits that although he "annoys" her she does quite like him and feels sorry for him because he's up for eviction again.
For this weeks shopping task, the housemates will be experiencing all things Italian, embracing the culture, the food, the fashion and the music. After little sleep Housemates begin day two of the task.
9:35am Some of the housemates are in the bedroom. For their part of the task Charlie and Kris are footballers. Whenever they hear the trigger GOALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIO they must give a demonstration of the passion and drama Italian Footballers are so well known for.
All of the other housemates are in the living room, sleeping. As the Fashionista Siavash, is required to rapidly change his outfit at Big Brother's request. Every time he hears the music trigger, Vogue by Madonna, he must strike a pose on the podium in the living room and hold it until the music starts up again. Two hours ago, Big Brother provided him with his latest outfit.
Big Brother plays Kris and Charlie's football trigger and the pair jump out of bed, get into their costume and run into the garden. They run and jump about until the trigger is replayed.
Vogue plays into the house and Siavash, who is dressed as a snail and wearing a large hat quickly strikes a pose on the podium, he holds the pose but begins to doze off.
When the trigger music is replayed Siavash relaxes and says sleepily: "This is heavier than anything, it's ridiculous!
11:00am Halfwit and Charlie are in the garden. Halfwit describes his weeks in the house as "Peeling back more layers."
He adds: "It's sad and cruel and there are elements that are nasty."
Charlie tells him that he hasn't seen any "nastiness" and Halfwit says: "I'm glad, that's a good thing." They both agree that they like everyone in the house and Halfwit adds: "Even the people who don't like me."
Lisa walks over to them and halfwit says to that he doesn't think she likes him. "I don't think you like me," Lisa replies. Halfwit tells her that he doesn't like her "scheming and bitching" about him and Lisa tells him that she hasn't.
"Get that out of your head, you're paranoid" Lisa tells him. Halfwit tells Lisa that she had a problem with him from the start because of the "pronunciation of my voice and my background".
Lisa disputes this and tells him that her brother is "nearly a millionaire, your view that I'm jealous because you're a millionaire, please don't insult me, I don't give a s**t where you come from."
Karly joins them in the garden and tells Halfwit that people may not like him because he confessed to having a game plan. Kris joins the dispute and tells Lisa and Karly not to continue the conversation as Halfwit will "Make out he's the victim."
Halfwit tells Kris that he has never played the "victim" but is drowned out my Kris repeatedly saying "I'm not talking to you Freddie," and Lisa singing loudly. Halfwit says: This is ridiculous, as other housemates walk off.
Lisa goes in to the house for a drink and returns to the garden. Halfwit mentions his failure to learn his lines the previous day and Lisa tells him: "Eviction is coming up, you want to put the blame on people." I don't like you now, you've judged me wrong."
11:41am Halfwit and Karly are in the kitchen. Halfwit is explaining that the mention of game plans does not have to mean something bad. Karly takes offence and tells Halfwit that she never said he was bad "I said people don't trust you," Karly replies.
Housemates in the living room hear her raise her voice. Lisa mentions that he's "winding people up." Dogface mentions that he "knows what buttons to press."
12:06pm some of the housemates are in the garden. Kris, Charlie and Siavash are in the living room. As part of the task, Sree and Dogface (Sophie) are running a 24-hour 'Gelato' ice-cream stand. Big Brother has been placing orders throughout the duration of the task via the ice cream phone. They must deliver the order to the Diary Room within three minutes in order to pass their part of the task.
Big Brother sounds the Gelato trigger. Sree answer the phone and takes Big Brother's order and relays the first one to Dogface. He finishes taking the order and goes to help Dogface. Sree gets in her way and she tells him that he is "F**king annoying me now." Dogface asks him what the final cone is. Sree cannot remember.
Charlie, Kris and Rodrigo go into the garden and tell Noirin and Marcus that Sree cannot remember the order: "I think they've failed the ice cream task now."
12:28pm Big Brother has given Noirin instructions that will explain her and Marcus' role in the task.
For their part of this week's shopping task, they must follow in the footsteps of the famous Italian Artists, Leonardo Da Vinci and Sandro Botticelli, by creating their own masterpiece.
Later today Big Brother will instruct them to go to the task room where they will have one hour to create their individual masterpieces. Big Brother has failed to tell the artistic housemates their work will be judge alongside 6 year old Maddie, who is busily working on her artwork in the task room.
Halfwit tells them that it would be good if they had body paints in the task room. Marcus tells Noirin that he would use body paints on her: "As long as I get to see the good stuff." Noirin laughs.
1:53pm Charlie, Lisa and Kris are in the living room, lying on the sofas. Some of the housemates are in the sitting room. Karly and Dogface are in the Diary Room talking about the ice cream task.
They ask Big Brother if housemates eat an ice cream, will it be that part of the task that fails or the task as a whole. Big brother tells that that they are not permitted to eat any ice cream but in doing so, this will be one fail for the ice cream housemates. Dogface says that she has failed anyway.
Karly and Dogface tell housemates that if is fine for them to share the ice cream. The all rush to the ice cream stall but are reminded that the ice cream sellers must serve them. While they wait to be served, the Vogue trigger music plays into the house.
Siavash rushes to the podium and strikes a pose. The music plays again and Siavash rushs to get some ice cream and shouts: "Sree, before they play my f**king music give me some cherries." The Vogue trigger plays again and housemates laugh as Siavash rushes back to the podium.
The football trigger sounds and Kris and Charlie rush into the garden. They run around shouting and clapping. Charlie shouts: "Gascoigne" and lies on the grass face up. Kris stands over him with a bottle of sauce from the ice cream task and squeezes some into his mouth.
2:30pm Most of the housemates are in the living room. Big Brother announces that the task room is open for artists Marcus and Noirin for their portion of the task. Marcus is unhappy that the canvas is so small and moans: "I'm never going to get what I wanted to do on there." Noirin adds: "This is going to be a disaster."
5:06pm: Big Brother has gathered housemates at dining table for the results of Noirin and Marcus' artist task. Big Brother tells housemates that the paintings will be judged by an independent art critic, and that the third painting has been painted by a six year old child. The art critic is unaware who has painted which painting and will rank them 1st, 2nd and 3rd.
Housemates must finish above the 6 year old child in order to win the task. On the plasma screen housemates watch as the art critic critiques each painting. He describes Marcus' painting as "Well controlled, strong with a fierce narrative." The second painting he critiques was painted by six year old Maddie. The critic suggests it is "similar to a child's painting." The third painting is Noirin's and the art critic calls it "Bold, a statement of affection."
The critic ranks Marcus' as 1st, 6 year old Maddie's as 3rd then Noirin's as 2nd as the housemates cheer with delight.
17:20pm Marcus and Halfwit are in the garden. Marcus talks about his painting, and says it was easy. He said it was harder staying up all night "keeping every b******d awake." He adds that Sree and Dogface would have slept through two of their attempts adding: "He still f**ked it it up anyway, but then I guess it is quite difficult."
Karly, Sree and Dogface are at the gelato shop. Karly and Dogface say they hope Sree doesn't go on Friday, and they don't think he will. Karly says: "I'll really miss you." Siavash joins and they quiz him as to who he wants to go.
He says he doesn't know and wishes they would both stay "Equally" but says: "I know people most people don't get on with him, but I like Freddie." Sree admits Halfwit "Is a very strong candidate." He adds that housemates "Don't understand Halfwit's knowledge but people on the outside do." Adding: "The best man wins."
20:17pm Marcus and Noirin are in the bedroom discussing the upcoming eviction. Marcus says that leaving the house at this stage still means that housemates get the "Same exposure." He says that Halfwit will go, but wants Sree to be evicted. Noirin calls Sree a "s**t stirrer" and a "game-planner."
Sree, Karly, Dogface and Halfwit are in the garden. Halfwit and Karly talk about the singing task and Karly says that he "p***ed" her off by ignoring her. When he tries to explain Karly tells him not to preach to her, adding "Here we go, I can't cope with it, it's a physical and mental drain."
Halfwit says it a drain being "cut off from people" and Karly walks off. Dogface tells Halfwit that he is annoying Lisa by sitting next to her, testing her patience and getting reactions from people.
Karly returns, claiming Halfwit is intentionally annoying everybody and that he is being "two-faced." She adds that he is "Sneaky and vindictive, you bug the s**t out of me, you purposely try to p*** people of in here Freddie."
Lisa shouts across the garden that he is trying to "drag me down" to look like a trouble maker. He tells Karly that he was trying to clear the air after he noticed she was avoiding eye contact with him, to which Karly replies "I've heard it all now, that is it, make sure you make eye contact with him!" Charlie joins the conversation and tells Halfwit not to blame it all on Lisa. He adds: "These people have got their own brains and just don't like you."
21:06pm Some of the housemates are in the garden. Halfwit and Siavash are in the living room.
Big Brother calls Lisa to the Diary Room. Halfwit tells Siavash that he has "F**ked her gameplan" referring to Lisa. Siavash advises him not talk with those who are not getting on with him. Halfwit says he will still offer the "olive branch" to them
Lisa is talking about the mood in the house and says that is bad because of "arguments, food and everything." She says Halfwit is arguing with everyone and that he thinks people are following her to nominate him.
Big Brother asks her how she thinks Halfwit feels, Lisa says that "It' must feel like crap," to be up for nomination every week and not get on with people. Big Brother asks her as an older and more mature housemate, if she can see who Halfwit has as support.
Lisa says that a few people will listen and he's not on his own. She says he is a "changed man," today and is "getting stronger," but says she doesn't want to argue.
22:07pm Big Brother has informed housemates that they have passed this week's shopping task.
Housemates celebrate and hug each other, singing "We are the Champions." During the hugging, Halfwit hugs Karly and apologises for the argument during the singing task. Halfwit and Lisa also hug but do not talk.
22:28pm. Big Brother has called Halfwit to the Diary Room. In the garden Charlie says that Sree is normally the one in the Diary Room until late, but it's Halfwit this evening. Kris comments that he can stay in there for all he cares, and Charlie admits "I would leave if this many people had a nominated me but adds that he likes Halfwit.
In the Diary Room, Halfwit says he has had a "good day," but has been a bit serious. He says he has set a precedent about calling people out for scheming and that he'd rather talk to people about them thinking he's two faced rather than ironically them bitching about him behind his back.
He says it was easier than he thought to "put it out there," and that he is now able to stay calm while people shout at him. Halfwit says that there is "no bad blood" between him and Karly and that Lisa's arguments are tactical, while arguments before have brought them closer.
00:00am Karly has been called to the Diary Room, she talks to Big Brother about her argument with Halfwit. Karly admits that although he "annoys" her she does quite like him and feels sorry for him because he's up for eviction again.
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