That's because we know you willn't "Bogart" the hips.

I will, ya knowse!!

Awww, when I saw this thread, I thought Sexy_Kelly was back.

Me too

Look at all those lovely people on that thread missing from this forum.

And look at all the lovely people still here....

And you're happy with those joints.

When you want to go to bed at 10.00pm......

And a nice cuppa tea!

Ahhh, a cup of tea   being a tea aholic it's helped me through so many life situations

You know when you're old when you find a grey hair in your eyebrow, head hair is easily sorted with dye. Eyebrow hair is a whole different matter, you pluck it out and you can ruin the line, but the eyebrow hairdyes are next to useless. Hence I have a fewgaps in my eyebrow's

Or in other places

You go to bed before your kids, want to move into a bungalow, look forward to going to the local shop to get a loaf, blah blah, sodding blah!