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Originally posted by mary_bee:
That's fantastic.

The napkin company at work is called Benders which always makes me chuckle.

And along a similar theme, when I was younger I always called those chocolate leibneizz 'chocolate lesbians'.

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
I always buy Nicky toilet paper. Makes me smile to know im wiping my arse on my ex

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Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
When i first signed in our temp forum eve i missed the u out in young so i was ilovewillyong n someone said their a chinese one which i found funny

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

When I was at school we had a Physics teacher called Mr Bates...you can imagine the stick the poor fella got...

AND he was ginger...doubly doomed

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

When I was at school we had a Physics teacher called Mr Bates...you can imagine the stick the poor fella got...

AND he was ginger...doubly doomed

We had an old DT teacher called Dover, and no word of a lie, his son was called Ben.

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

When I was at school we had a Physics teacher called Mr Bates...you can imagine the stick the poor fella got...

AND he was ginger...doubly doomed

We had an old DT teacher called Dover, and no word of a lie, his son was called Ben.

oh no what a nightmare

Ello Mary

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Perones:
A bread van, goes regularly past my work, their strapline is :
"...the master bakers..."

When I was at school we had a Physics teacher called Mr Bates...you can imagine the stick the poor fella got...

AND he was ginger...doubly doomed

We had an old DT teacher called Dover, and no word of a lie, his son was called Ben.

oh no what a nightmare

Ello Mary

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Originally posted by china:
that can make ya laugh

whenever i buy eggs-i use the local shop as they stock 'BUMBLE HOLE FARM' eggs

i always buy them-cos sometimes the shopkeeper prices the eggs with the sticker across the 'ble' bit of bumble
so i end up buying 'bum hole farm eggs'

and it makes me pmsl everytime

would any FMs like to share their misquotes or dodgy spelling experiences

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

*thread hijack*

wooooo!

*snogs*

ello

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

*thread hijack*

wooooo!

*snogs*

ello

s'not a hi jack, it was a small thing that me laugh for a few minutes.

'ello lolls.

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

*thread hijack*

wooooo!

*snogs*

ello

s'not a hi jack, it was a small thing that me laugh for a few minutes.

'ello lolls.

how's baby?

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i was stuck a few cars behind a van in a traffic queue, it was coloured in a delicate shade of lavender and emblazoned across it was the legend'VIOLENT FARMING'
, i had visions of agressive farmers twisting cows nipples, and hoodie farmers kicking chickens and setting fire to pigs, as the van turned off it actually read '

VIOLET FARMING'

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Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I went to the Cemetary with the OH Yesterday to visit my Friends Grave....we were talking and I told him that one of our mutual Friends Dad was also buried there....

...he said to me "What happened to him"...to which I replied "He died"....there was a silence then we both sat in the car pissing our sides...

...I know 'death' isn't funny but it was 'one of those moments'...and stopped me from feeling sad...

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Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I went to the Cemetary with the OH Yesterday to visit my Friends Grave....we were talking and I told him that one of our mutual Friends Dad was also buried there....

...he said to me "What happened to him"...to which I replied "He died"....there was a silence then we both sat in the car pissing our sides...

...I know 'death' isn't funny but it was 'one of those moments'...and stopped me from feeling sad...

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Originally posted by china:
that can make ya laugh

whenever i buy eggs-i use the local shop as they stock 'BUMBLE HOLE FARM' eggs

i always buy them-cos sometimes the shopkeeper prices the eggs with the sticker across the 'ble' bit of bumble
so i end up buying 'bum hole farm eggs'

and it makes me pmsl everytime

would any FMs like to share their misquotes or dodgy spelling experiences

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Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I went to the Cemetary with the OH Yesterday to visit my Friends Grave....we were talking and I told him that one of our mutual Friends Dad was also buried there....

...he said to me "What happened to him"...to which I replied "He died"....there was a silence then we both sat in the car pissing our sides...

...I know 'death' isn't funny but it was 'one of those moments'...and stopped me from feeling sad...