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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
Poolshark
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imo Eeker
The Singing Ringing Tree
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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imo Eeker


2 Things, what's Northern Ireland got to do with it, 2nd I never meant to upset anyone, I found those on a joke website.
Poolshark
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imo Eeker


2 Things, what's Northern Ireland got to do with it, 2nd I never meant to upset anyone, I found those on a joke website.
A man was beaten to death by a mob after Rangers won a football cup in Scotland. I found your jokes in poor taste. Sorry but I do.
The Singing Ringing Tree
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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imo Eeker


Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
I
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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
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Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?

A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?

A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!

Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo mate! Big Grin
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imo Eeker


Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
I did.
The Singing Ringing Tree
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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Well your just a bit sensitive then or you have a warped mind.


I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh.

I thought this thread would have some funny jokes about last nights game etc - not that kind of unfunny hatred
FM
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
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Originally posted by Popular Butcher:
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I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh



good job they are just jokes then. Eeker


You need talk, stout tradesman.
Anyone who remembers Shankhill Road will also find your material offensive.




Do i care.............erm, no.
PB
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Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
I did.


I did as well.

It aso reminded me of some nasty racist jokes from my childhood! Glance
Blizz'ard
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by Popular Butcher:
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I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh



good job they are just jokes then. Eeker


No, a joke is supposed to be funny. That stuff is just offensive



For some, others, like me, find it highly amusing.
PB
Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European cup final, they will play with two balls so each team can have a kick.

For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags - good as new - only been waved for 10 minutes

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Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.

What a gorgeous day out. The birds are singing and all Mancs are going around with their tail between there legs. Life is good
I
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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European cup final, they will play with two balls so each team can have a kick.

For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags - good as new - only been waved for 10 minutes

For Sale: 70,000 Man United Champions League Winners 2009 t-shirts. Contact www.overconfident********.com

Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.

What a gorgeous day out. The birds are singing and all Mancs are going around with their tail between there legs. Life is good


They're good!! Thumbs Up
Barolo
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Originally posted by Mazzystar:
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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I've just read an article where a Man Utd fan drove his minibus into a group of Barca supporters and killed 4 of them because he was so peed off about the result. That's no joke. I can't believe people get so worked up over a bliddy game!


Thats awful!
Didnt hear that!


it was some man in Nigeria - hardly think he was a true fan rather just a very disturbed indivdual using united as an excuse!!
P

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