Things we'll never hear the HMs say!

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Hypermnesia

And not just because of the lack of live feed!

Angel - Sophia is my favourite, she's really funny and I adore her!

Cairon - Sree is the coolest dude ever, innit

Charlie - I'm hoping that Lisa fancies me, she's so hot

Halfwit/Freddie - Do you want fries with that?

Karly - Marcus is mah ideal man, his underbite is pure sexy, oooh.

Kris - I'll have a number 1 cut, thanks

Lisa - Me, go out on the pull? Oh, never, I'm too shy and terrified of rejection

Marcus - Ponytails on men? Gerroutahere!

Noirin - Beauty is only skin deep

Rodrigo - I'm the first animatronic housemate, I fooled you all, muhahaha!

Saffia - Babies? Eurgh, no, I'm not maternal, not at all

Siavash - Who hid my tracksuit?

Sophia - Drop it like it's hot...wtf is that?

Dogface/Sophie - I'd rather have brains than beauty, anyday.

Sree - NO, don't sit on my knee, Little Sree is awake!

Please add your own!

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LockesMember

I wish we were being watched 24hrs a day

6/10/093:30 PM

captain marblesMember

Siavash - Can someone lend me a razor?

6/10/093:30 PM

LeccyMember

Sree-I don't care what people think about me.

Siavash-I hate bad language.

Angel-I'm mentally strong.

Kris-I want to study politics at uni.

6/10/093:31 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

I miss my kids-Saffia

6/10/093:32 PM

ScottyMember 10 years

Cairon - Can I borrow a trouser belt?

6/10/093:35 PM

Former Member

Siavash- what, this old thing? Fiver at Primark!

6/10/093:36 PM

HypermnesiaMember

Excellent, hee hee! Thanks for the giggles

6/10/093:40 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

'poo-sticks'

I often say 'poo-sticks' if something goes wrong, i drop something, stub me toe etc

Can't imagine any of the HM's saying 'poo-sticks'.

6/10/093:48 PM

HypermnesiaMember

quote:
Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
'poo-sticks'

I often say 'poo-sticks' if something goes wrong, i drop something, stub me toe etc

Can't imagine any of the HM's saying 'poo-sticks'.

Freddie/Halfwit, maybe?

This evening, I tripped, managed to separate a toenail from the nail bed, and hollered ** *** ***** ****! (asterisks typed by me

)

6/10/093:52 PM

sandraMember

all of them.............. i dont care if everyone cant see us

6/10/093:53 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

Kris - anything modest

6/10/093:55 PM

HypermnesiaMember

6/11/0910:08 AM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by madamski:
all of them.............. i dont care if everyone cant see us

Coupled with Please BB, take all those mirrors down

6/11/0910:11 AM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
Siavash- what, this old thing? Fiver at Primark!

Excellent.

Sree: Someone ask me a question this time.
Charlie: Thanks Freddie mate, that salad you made the other day was nice, I'm glad I had something to eat.

6/11/0910:11 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

Cairon....I cannot stand people swearing

Freddy....I never sing in public

Rodrigo.....I can't *eff jeff* any of you b***dy
W*****s

Karly......I would hate to be on page three

6/11/0910:12 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

cairon...mmm, this banana is tasty, innit.

6/11/0910:13 AM

HollygolightlyMember

Thank You

6/11/0910:13 AM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Sophie : I'd like an A cup

6/11/0910:14 AM

HypermnesiaMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Thank You

Which HM never said that?

6/11/0910:18 AM

GetthekettleonMember

Saffia =Ohhhhhhhh Krissssssss yesss yesssssssss yessssssssssssssssssss

6/11/0910:18 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Freddie- I like Labour or the BNP

6/11/0910:20 AM

ClumsycatMember

Karly.. i wish there were no mirrors in here

6/11/0911:02 AM

HypermnesiaMember

Saffia - I'll never walk, I'm in it to win it!

6/11/0912:52 PM

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