The kitchen - and its uses

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brisket

It is confirmed that the kitchen will be used for the same purposes as in previous years.
> definitely for messing with hair, particularly
long hair tossing, flicking, stroking, and
so on
> as a seating area. Housemates should sit on
worktops, especially if there is exposed
food
> under certain circumstances lying on the
worktops/tables is encouraged
> breaking wind, willy-nilly
> kitchen scissors can be used for personal
treatment such as clipping nasal hair,
stray hairs from other places and nails
> hand-washing is positively discouraged
> idly fondling and playing with kitchen
utensils is encouraged -can be used for
scratching heads, backs, feet. (It is
recommended that these are not washed
before being used for food preparation.)

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watchinittoomuch (Guest)

You forgot chicken washing

6/9/0910:27 AM

mary_beeMember

The kitchen is such a weird room this year.

6/9/0910:28 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

> ...and chicken-washing.

6/9/0910:28 AM

*+*Lara*+*Member

You also forgot the hidden washing machine

6/9/0910:29 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by brisket:
> ...and chicken-washing.

I thank you

6/9/0910:29 AM

HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by brisket:
> ...and chicken-washing.

I thank you

Oh and didn's someone wash Mince?

6/9/0910:30 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

I have already spotted mincing in the house.

6/9/0910:31 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
quote:
Originally posted by brisket:
> ...and chicken-washing.

I thank you

Oh and didn's someone wash Mince?

Yep, that was Science too

Weirdest thing I ever saw

6/9/0910:32 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

...and if you wear low-slung jeans you can sit on the worktop so that your boxers are on the work surface. It adds to the flavour of the food.

6/9/092:39 PM

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