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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.


Roll Eyes ...at least, you spelt his name correctly!
hal
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Laugh very good

I remember when Celtic lost to Inverness Caledonian and the headline the following day read:-

Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

Big Grin



Laugh

I'm loving this joke.... anyone got anymore? Laugh



This one fronm the same source.......

Actually Gordon Brown asked of Sarkozy yesterday, "Hey! How long do you think I've got?"
Sarkozy replied, "Ten!"
"Ten what? Weeks? months? years?
"nine-eight-seven-six......."



I thank you :bows:
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Smoke:
Once upon a time a New Age guru discovered that meditating upon certain plants in his vegetable garden led to spiritual enlightenment. One plant, in particular, did the trick! He duly wrote up his findings and published a short monograph:

Super cauliflower mystic's extra hallowed opus.


Very good smokey. Laugh
Scotty
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.


Tee Hee- thanks Garage Hug Valentine Thin-no; Frail-No; Simple diet- Jeez,if you saw what i just tucked away!; Halitosis omg hope not....;off for a home pedicure just in case you're 'down my lane' today Wink
FM
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.


Tee Hee- thanks Garage Hug Valentine Thin-no: Frail-No: Simple diet- Jeez,if you saw what i just tucked away!: Halitosis omg hope not....off for a home pedicure just in case your 'down my lane' today Wink


My mum and Dad are in Norfolk so I didn't go today. I gave you a little wave as we passed by on Wednesday on our way to the market.
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

My mum and Dad are in Norfolk so I didn't go today. I gave you a little wave as we passed by on Wednesday on our way to the market.


Do your mum and dad live near me then? I lived in Norfolk for 14 yrs - went to Uni there and stuck around afterwards. Where abouts have they gone?.....I was about on market day-OMG we could have seen each other and wouldn't know!
FM
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

My mum and Dad are in Norfolk so I didn't go today. I gave you a little wave as we passed by on Wednesday on our way to the market.


Do your mum and dad live near me then? I lived in Norfolk for 14 yrs - went to Uni there and stuck around afterwards. Where abouts have they gone?.....I was about on market day-OMG we could have seen each other and wouldn't know!


I ate in Barkers which of course is in my hometown. We had a little walk around the market and various shops.
M&P have gone to Cromer because he was stationed there at the end of the war and he did not feel up to going to Normandy this year.
Garage Joe
From Wikepedia, (didn't know this when I chose my username!):
The roots of the word have been defined as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expiali- "to atone", and docious- "educable", with the sum of these parts signifying roughly "Atoning for educability through delicate beauty."
FM
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

I ate in Barkers which of course is in my hometown. We had a little walk around the market and various shops.
M&P have gone to Cromer because he was stationed there at the end of the war and he did not feel up to going to Normandy this year.


ooo, didn't realise that was your hometown-that's where I work...I popped into Barkers Wed to buy lippy and a bon voyage card for my sis- don't suppose I'd have bumped into you at the Estee Lauder counter 'though lol! Hope the parents enjoy the crabs!
FM
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

I ate in Barkers which of course is in my hometown. We had a little walk around the market and various shops.
M&P have gone to Cromer because he was stationed there at the end of the war and he did not feel up to going to Normandy this year.


ooo, didn't realise that was your hometown-that's where I work...I popped into Barkers Wed to buy lippy and a bon voyage card for my sis- don't suppose I'd have bumped into you at the Estee Lauder counter 'though lol! Hope the parents enjoy the crabs!


Mrs Joe always stops at that section for (as she so delightfully refers to it) a quick squirt.
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Smoke:
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Originally posted by Scotty:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
Once upon a time a New Age guru discovered that meditating upon certain plants in his vegetable garden led to spiritual enlightenment. One plant, in particular, did the trick! He duly wrote up his findings and published a short monograph:

Super cauliflower mystic's extra hallowed opus.


Very good smokey. Laugh


Thank you. I know, it's not that good. The guru was based in Seattle. He was 'totally into' Brassicas.


I don`t have a clue what that is but I did like your joke..very clever. Big Grin
Scotty
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy Disappointed Razzer Big Grin.

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?
FM
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy Disappointed Razzer Big Grin.

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?


It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy Disappointed Razzer Big Grin.

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?



Oh so you wasn't a fan of them lmao Laugh Laugh. Oh right thats good then Smiler.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy Disappointed Razzer Big Grin.

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?


It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.




Big Grin, you guessed my location correctly on C4 though Ninja.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy Disappointed Razzer Big Grin.

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?


It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.




Big Grin, you guessed my location correctly on C4 though Ninja.


Eventually. Darlaston? In the top-right Darlo is an automatic, default, nailed on, soubriquet for Darlington, a major railway station, and the home of South County Durhamshire football.
Garage Joe

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