I can't seem to convince Wilfy that it's just not a good idea for him to still be wanting to sleep on my lap. It's (a) too warm and (b) we are now both way too big, for him to be continually trying to climb up on me for his afternoon snooze. Everytime I tell him to get down he just carries on until he gets comfy and falls asleep. If I push him off he looks really upset by it and I feel bad. Any idea on how to stop it?
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quote:Doggy Advice Needed
Knee pads.
Keep pushing him off....he has to get used to it before the baby comes.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Doggy Advice Needed
Knee pads.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Doggy Advice Needed
Knee pads.
I thought about putting something similar!!
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Doggy Advice Needed
Knee pads.
or a wonderbra to kneel on if you dont have any knee pads to hand
It must be the heat.I automatically thought of a different doggy 
Filth. The lot of ya. 
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Keep pushing him off....he has to get used to it before the baby comes.
Is that what you did with Mr Croc?
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Doggy Advice Needed
Knee pads.
or a wonderbra to kneel on if you dont have any knee pads to hand
Or a pillow.
Unless you happen to be biting on it
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
It must be the heat.I automatically thought of a different doggy
Me too, I practically tripped over rushing in to this thread. of course, I would have landed on my hands and knees, I love a bit of doggy style.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
It must be the heat.I automatically thought of a different doggy
Me too, I practically tripped over rushing in to this thread. of course, I would have landed on my hands and knees, I love a bit of doggy style.
that could have been just terrible if mr cinds had come running in to see what the commotion was and fell on top of you
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
It must be the heat.I automatically thought of a different doggy
Me too, I practically tripped over rushing in to this thread. of course, I would have landed on my hands and knees, I love a bit of doggy style.
that could have been just terrible if mr cinds had come running in to see what the commotion was and fell on top of you
Truly awful! And imagine if I had been wearing your growing trousers, and they had fallen down at that precise moment!
Sometimes I worry I might get prenant just reading this place
~Ladies
~Ladies
Oh god. I feel another unintentional thread starting a la clunge. 
i think your wont get pregnant as long as you dont touch any of the sticky threads, or at least wipe them first
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Truly awful! And imagine if I had been wearing your growing trousers, and they had fallen down at that precise moment!
blimey he could have rammed into you. It doesnt bear thinking about if he had been carrying a vegetable or something!
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Keep pushing him off....he has to get used to it before the baby comes.
agreed, he might take exception to a baby taking 'his' place.
keep putting him down or better still stop him as he tries to get up and be consistent
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:
Truly awful! And imagine if I had been wearing your growing trousers, and they had fallen down at that precise moment!
blimey he could have rammed into you. It doesnt bear thinking about if he had been carrying a vegetable or something!
*faints at the thought of a marrow*
Did someone say Clunge?
'clunge' rates along with 'growler' as a foul name for a fanny 
surely fanny is worse than clunge ohh i love the freedom of this forum
ohh i love the freedom of this forum quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
'clunge' rates along with 'growler' as a foul name for a fanny
Growler?????
Mine sure as hell doesnt!
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
surely fanny is worse than clunge
say fanny and everyone knows what you mean whereas clunge sounds like something you'd do with a blocked drain...
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
'clunge' rates along with 'growler' as a foul name for a fanny
Growler?????
Mine sure as hell doesnt!
Dioes she know we all think of her as fannybear?
quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
keep putting him down
I think that's a bit extreme!
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
'clunge' rates along with 'growler' as a foul name for a fanny
Growler?????
Mine sure as hell doesnt!
Dioes she know we all think of her as fannybear?
Not barefanny?
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
'clunge' rates along with 'growler' as a foul name for a fanny
Growler?????
Mine sure as hell doesnt!
Dioes she know we all think of her as fannybear?
Not barefanny?
I've never asked!!