i have a few problems..and im feeling sorry for myself

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china

number one is..some daft bird a few years back in a temper tried to pull my eye outta its socket and now im blind in the top part of my eye-so i sat in the sun last week and after my eye started 'weeping' and now its running with sticky gungy type stuff

number two is..since this morning ive started to ache and its got worse and on the news two people by where i live have got swine flu
im getting worried

number three-im running out of wine

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HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by china:
number one is..some daft bird a few years back in a temper tried to pull my eye outta its socket and now im blind in the top part of my eye-so i sat in the sun last week and after my eye started 'weeping' and now its running with sticky gungy type stuff

number two is..since this morning ive started to ache and its got worse and on the news two people by where i live have got swine flu
im getting worried

number three-im running out of wine

What are ya having,red or white. I'll send over a crate

6/12/093:19 PM

Girlrider29Member

Number 3 is your most serious problem I'd say...

6/12/093:19 PM

PuppyDooDooMember

You saved the worst for last.

6/12/093:19 PM

CheekyPixieMember

quote:
Originally posted by china:
number one is..some daft bird a few years back in a temper tried to pull my eye outta its socket and now im blind in the top part of my eye-so i sat in the sun last week and after my eye started 'weeping' and now its running with sticky gungy type stuff

number two is..since this morning ive started to ache and its got worse and on the news two people by where i live have got swine flu
im getting worried

number three-im running out of wine

(((HUG))))

6/12/093:20 PM

Former Member

A box of red

6/12/093:20 PM

LindsxdxMember

1 Ouch - nasty cow

2 Man flu not swine flu

3 Shiiiit - now thats a problem

6/12/093:20 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Off to the doctor's with you.

6/12/093:20 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Dude, seriously, did someone really try to rip your eye out?

Don't worry about swine flu, statistically, you will survive it.

Call Sainsbury's 24 hr store and order a home delivery.

6/12/093:20 PM

LaceyMember

Oh dear.

6/12/093:21 PM

MathematicsMember

1. See a doctor about the eye weepage
2. Make mention of your aches to said doctor
3. Ask said doctor if he has any spare wine

6/12/093:21 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

awww poor china

- your fluey symptoms though might be an infection - you may need antibiotics

lots of

6/12/093:21 PM

mary_beeMember

Bloody hell at the first one

6/12/093:22 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by china:
.some daft bird a few years back in a temper tried to pull my eye outta its sokett

6/12/093:22 PM

PussMember

aww China, sounds like conjunctivitis in your eye sweetheart, very common, just bathe with boiled salted water and don't touch your other eye cos its very contagious.

The chances of you having swine flu is very slim, but phone the doctor in the morning, take a couple of para's and have an early night, plus, no more wine

6/12/093:22 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Miss_S:
quote:
Originally posted by china:
.some daft bird a few years back in a temper tried to pull my eye outta its sokett

Maybee it's the same bird that has the swine flu,karma

6/12/093:23 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

There's loads of that swine flu about now,over 300 cases in Scotland.My nieces workplace in Glasgow has one of the staff getting checked out because her cousin has come down with it.

It's basically just flu',it's mild as long as you're not suffering from a serious underlying illness or are vulnerable.Folk with lung problems ,immune system problems etc.

6/12/093:24 PM

kittyukMember

6/12/093:24 PM

TinaMember

for china

6/12/093:25 PM

Koala BrotherMember

you should've gone to the docs about your eye straight away. Especially when you know the risks of sun damage. Then worry about the wine

6/12/093:28 PM

Former Member

In America they are having swine flu parties to build up immunity .

6/12/093:28 PM

AimeeMember

come here china *holds china to her chest*

6/12/093:28 PM

chinaMember

thank you
number one-my eye is full of gunge
number two-OH's youngest kid goes to the swine flu school in brum and i think im growing a small tail
number three-found another bottle

and im not joking about what i said-my eye is running and all this yellow crap is coming out

6/12/093:28 PM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by china:
thank you
number one-my eye is full of gunge
number two-OH's youngest kid goes to the swine flu school in brum and i think im growing a small tail
number three-found another bottle

and im not joking about what i said-my eye is running and all this yellow crap is coming out

Is there an A+E somewhere for you to go and sort the eye out?

6/12/093:29 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

6/12/093:30 PM

chinaMember

i would go and sort the eye out but last time they shot morphine in it-which killed the pain but i was in agony with it for a few months after-so this time a tea bag on me eye will do

<- that looks like me

6/12/093:33 PM

PuppyDooDooMember

quote:
Originally posted by china:
thank you
number one-my eye is full of gunge
number two-OH's youngest kid goes to the swine flu school in brum and i think im growing a small tail
number three-found another bottle

and im not joking about what i said-my eye is running and all this yellow crap is coming out

Least you found more wine. That's one good thing.

6/12/093:34 PM

SharMember

China ... blurry hell ...!!!!

Get the eye sorted mate ... it'll only get worse ...

6/12/093:35 PM

AimeeMember

i'm not getting in your van tonight

6/12/093:35 PM

chinaMember

im gonna go to bed soon and take my gammy eye and my swine flu with me

seriously! i feel like shit on a stick

6/12/093:36 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Aimee:
i'm not getting in your van tonight

You're certainly not..

6/12/093:37 PM

Koala BrotherMember

quote:
Originally posted by Aimee:
come here china *holds china to her chest*

tart

6/12/093:37 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Koala Brother:
quote:
Originally posted by Aimee:
come here china *holds china to her chest*
tart

Nice chest though Koala..

6/12/093:38 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by china:
thank you
number one-my eye is full of gunge
number two-OH's youngest kid goes to the swine flu school in brum and i think im growing a small tail
number three-found another bottle

and im not joking about what i said-my eye is running and all this yellow crap is coming out

If you can't get to a doc,go to the phamarcist and ask for "Optrex,infected Eyes".That is good,or the they will advise you on treatment.

6/12/093:39 PM

AimeeMember

koala and moonie, what can i say

china made me do it

6/12/093:40 PM

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