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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Someone won £25 million last night in the UK on Euromillions.

It was you wasn't it?

No.

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
No that's MOET Chandon, not MONET. My mistake sorry. Bye

Its Moet I meant to write Thanks for pointing that out

Bug....pfft! You can forget 5-star. GL (Grand Luxe) Hotels all the way for you now, in your new-found wealth!

Either that or an "Erect in 60 Seconds" Igloo Tent. Complete with bottles of insect repellant

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Someone won £25 million last night in the UK on Euromillions.

It was you wasn't it?

No.

I wish it on you, Daniel

Then you can be "fur coat & no knickers" just like me!

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
No that's MOET Chandon, not MONET. My mistake sorry. Bye

Its Moet I meant to write Thanks for pointing that out

Hope you don't think I was being funny Did genuinely wonder what it was even googled it and found this chateau monet

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
No that's MOET Chandon, not MONET. My mistake sorry. Bye

Its Moet I meant to write Thanks for pointing that out

Hope you don't think I was being funny Did genuinely wonder what it was even googled it and found this chateau monet

Nah you are alright ...

haha well I AM getting some FREE viagra and a bigger willie, so ya can KEEP ya money

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
haha well I AM getting some FREE viagra and a bigger willie, so ya can KEPP ya money

I occasionally go into 'grey mode' and enter into correspondence with my various African benefactors who've bequeathed me the princely sum of (insert £s/$s at will.)

On one of my accounts; I replied to this eejit thanking them profusely for the gift I was about to receive; and promised them shares for my new and upcoming novel.

Instead of adding an attachment; I copied in a script from Titanic...genuinely..and my anon mail server managed to send it

I must have royally fecked up that email addy; because he replied calling me names that have yet to be invented; and threatened me with the FBI. I somberly informed him that I would be ready and waiting when they turned up. My reply induced a further response; whereby I inexplicably seemed to have angered him/her to apoplectic proportions; and I discovered a great deal about my true heritage.

...sigh