Mating ritual. Rabbits

Yes, I prefer to take my masseuse out to dinner first... some wine... maybe a little dancing...

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Mating ritual. Rabbits

Lol!

they are bonding I guess

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Yes, I prefer to take my masseuse out to dinner first... some wine... maybe a little dancing...

Tha massage has become something of a Big Brother ritual (or excuse.)
If we went back over all the years that Big Brother has been running, I wonder how many of these masseurs actually knew what they were doing.

I prefer a stranger massaging me....no strings attached and all that

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Originally posted by brisket:
Tha massage has become something of a Big Brother ritual (or excuse.)
If we went back over all the years that Big Brother has been running, I wonder how many of these masseurs actually knew what they were doing.

Freddie looks like he's making it up as he's going along ........and the stupid way that he's bent over Charlie surely means he's gonna have a bad back tomorrow and will be in sore need of a massage.

lol Im sure theres other ways of bonding than rubbing someones spotty back

Its a bb ritual though innit....its that too sober to go straight for the snogging type of oooh look how sexy and daring we are but nonchalantly so type bollocks.
Its all so ****ing predictable.

I can count on one FINGER the friends I've got to strip off and massage! Mind you, that ended up with an awesome shag so fair play!

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by brisket:
Tha massage has become something of a Big Brother ritual (or excuse.)
If we went back over all the years that Big Brother has been running, I wonder how many of these masseurs actually knew what they were doing.

Freddie looks like he's making it up as he's going along ........and the stupid way that he's bent over Charlie surely means he's gonna have a bad back tomorrow and will be in sore need of a massage.

Maybe that's the plan

How come so many BB contestants "supposedly" know the correct way of massaging. If they're guessing or assuming they know how to without proper education in it they could cause someone a problem

I'd massage a stranger.

I blame that bird who liked to pluck her pubes...what was her name again? She instigated the whole everyone massage eachother shite - after the irish fella got the trouser tent in his red shorts doing her its become THE thing to do!!!

Melanie was it?

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Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
I'd massage a stranger.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - I wouldn't. I really couldn't bear to rub my hands over a strangers body ......they might be manky, spotty, sweaty etc. Nope - it's not for me.

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I blame that bird who liked to pluck her pubes...what was her name again? She instigated the whole everyone massage eachother shite - after the irish fella got the trouser tent in his red shorts doing her its become THE thing to do!!!

lol i cant remember her name ??

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Originally posted by frenchbread:

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I blame that bird who liked to pluck her pubes...what was her name again? She instigated the whole everyone massage eachother shite - after the irish fella got the trouser tent in his red shorts doing her its become THE thing to do!!!

lol i cant remember her name ??

Melanie

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Originally posted by Syd:
I prefer a stranger massaging me....no strings attached and all that

LOL

Yeah thats the name Melanie she did start it cause she was sexually frustrated

Charlie looked as if he enjoyed his massage very much indeed - mouth sagging, tongue flicking, eyes rolling.
This foot massage came from Ciaran of all people!

It's not on. It's really not. I'm no-ones German Short-haired Pointer

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Charlie looked as if he enjoyed his massage very much indeed - mouth sagging, tongue flicking, eyes rolling.