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A very spoiled and pampered cat. 
quote:A very spoiled and pampered cat.
Me too. LOL.
quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:quote:A very spoiled and pampered cat.
Me too. LOL.
Me three.
quote:Originally posted by HyacinthB:
A very spoiled and pampered cat.
You are talking about my cat
Have to be cat as well, plus the ability to lick your own balls is too good to pass up.
I would be a pigeon and fly over the house, decorating mullets as I go. 
quote:Marcus knew his answer right away: âA tiger, because theyâre proud and aloof,â he said
And their breath stinks
*** realises she's in a thread full of cats and scarpers *** 
I'd be a rabbit.
quote:Originally posted by BBaddict:quote:Originally posted by HyacinthB:
A very spoiled and pampered cat.
You are talking about my cat
No, I'm referring to the five to whom I am already a servant!
One of these:
quote:Originally posted by Baz:
A hedgehog...cos I am a bit *****ly, but tend to curl up in a ball if attacked
Very cute, Baz
I would be a Dolphin because I love water, am gentle and a good swimmer 
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A shark. And I'd re-enact Jaws with Lisa.
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
I would be a Dolphin because I love water, am gentle and a good swimmer
And you like talking - dolphins can hold about half a dozen different conversations with other dolphins at once, so they say.quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
A shark. And I'd re-enact Jaws with Lisa.
A bit chewy and tough..
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
I would be a Dolphin because I love water, am gentle and a good swimmer
Can't keep my big gob shut
, aah they are so cute .
.quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
A shark. And I'd re-enact Jaws with Lisa.
A bit chewy and tough..
I wasn't intending on having her with a side order of tartare sauce, more a blood curdling 5 second frenzy of total annihilation.
I'll have a few sprats for me tea instead.
quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I wasn't intending on having her with a side order of tartare sauce, more a blood curdling 5 second frenzy of total annihilation.
I'll have a few sprats for me tea instead.
You'd get a few broken teeth
And a terrible bout of indigestion
a cat
I would be a bird in my garden, and feed upon the finest wild bird food money can buy, have a tantrum if the feed runs out and just mess about all day. (Well, that's what the birds in my garden do anyway, and they look as if they're enjoying themselves.)
Gotta be a badger. Even though I love bunny rabbits, Badger (off Bodger and Badger) appeals to me soooooooooo much
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:
Yes, we know bonobos are dirrrty
Not everybody might! I'm being educational
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I wasn't intending on having her with a side order of tartare sauce, more a blood curdling 5 second frenzy of total annihilation.
I'll have a few sprats for me tea instead.
You'd get a few broken teeth
And a terrible bout of indigestion
I know. But I'm a martyr to the cause.
Pssst....got any Rennie's..?
quote:Originally posted by HyacinthB:
A very spoiled and pampered cat.
Me too
Definitely a bird. I'd love to live in a tree and I could go anywhere I want for free quite quickly. People tell me I remind them of a bird, like a wren sort of bird, so that's cool as birds are my favourites.
Sharks teeth continually grow in lines no great lossquote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I wasn't intending on having her with a side order of tartare sauce, more a blood curdling 5 second frenzy of total annihilation.
I'll have a few sprats for me tea instead.
You'd get a few broken teeth
And a terrible bout of indigestion
I know. But I'm a martyr to the cause.
Pssst....got any Rennie's..?
. I told you not to eat the thing on their backs it makes you fart...quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Sharks teeth continually grow in lines no great loss
Only a certain number of times - once the last set wear out or fall out, the shark's a goner