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Originally posted by Blizzie:
I'd like Home Secretary.

I can sit at home typing on here! Glance


In that case, as the post of Home Secretary is taken, could you please employ me as Admin? I live nowhere near you and command a salary of around ÂĢ30k a year (part time)?????

I will fiddle your expenses claims if you send me the receipts Nod did i say receipts? We don't need those sorry, just let me know what you buy and I'll sort it!!!

One final thing, i also command around 13 weeks Holiday a year....sorted? Thumbs Up

Would you consider me for the post, even though I'm not Family????Laugh
The Devil In Diamante
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by electric6:
Can I not just marry one and get paid for erm..."helping". I make a nice cuppa.



ÂĢ40 grand is a pretty poor salary Leccy for all that tea-making

I'd cut myself and bleed tea for 40 grand a year Laugh



In the real world Leccy, but that lot live elsewhere Hug
Kaytee
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
In that case, as the post of Home Secretary is taken, could you please employ me as Admin? I live nowhere near you and command a salary of around ÂĢ30k a year (part time)?????

I will fiddle your expenses claims if you send me the receipts Nod did i say receipts? We don't need those sorry, just let me know what you buy and I'll sort it!!!

One final thing, i also command around 13 weeks Holiday a year....sorted? Thumbs Up

Would you consider me for the post, even though I'm not Family????Laugh


That can be arranged, although I may need to see evidence of your Dry Rot first.

Thumbs Up
Blizz'ard
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
In that case, as the post of Home Secretary is taken, could you please employ me as Admin? I live nowhere near you and command a salary of around ÂĢ30k a year (part time)?????

I will fiddle your expenses claims if you send me the receipts Nod did i say receipts? We don't need those sorry, just let me know what you buy and I'll sort it!!!

One final thing, i also command around 13 weeks Holiday a year....sorted? Thumbs Up

Would you consider me for the post, even though I'm not Family????Laugh


That can be arranged, although I may need to see evidence of your Dry Rot first.

Thumbs Up


The dry rot is in my mock Tudor Beams! No problem! Thumbs Up

I must add that whilst I'm doing my job (whatever that might entail), I do require a serene environment to work in, say a duck house & pond in a landscaped garden??? I'm sure that is acceptable???

Oh, my OH also likes to watch porn whilst I am fiddling working....I trust that is also acceptable, I'll stick any further extras through the expenses right?

See, I catch on quick Nod When do I start? Laugh
The Devil In Diamante

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