my main wind factors are prawns and cauliflower cheese.........jesus i nearly gas meself me farts are that bad......

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

that must of been one hell of a
curry.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
Mushrooms do that to me! It is like the power of a volcano blowing only it is my rear end!

Do you blow mushroom clouds?

I do if I use talcum powder after my bath

Sprouts. I love them.

years ago
I discovered that Meusli and salted peanuts created windypops

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Originally posted by pepsi:
OMG! shoulda HEARD the O/H last night

He actually woke me up!

My fault for doing sprouts with the tea I spose

just my way of blowing you a kiss dear

Oh goody! A fart thread. I often wonder if the Queen farts or whether a footman does it for her.

I don't pump

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I don't pump

are u the queen?

i've got IBS, so most things

onions is the main one and i love them raw or cooked

A pint of Stones' Bitter.

*wonders whether to mention the other farts...*

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Originally posted by Sarum:
*wonders whether to mention the other farts...*

Yeah but what causes them? I do that if i exercise, i darent go to a group class!

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I don't pump

Course you dont

I'm on Xenical, I daren't fart

Always seems to happen in the frozen section at Tesco's

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Originally posted by kittyuk:
I'm on Xenical, I daren't fart

That doesnt sound good, what is Xenical?

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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:

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Originally posted by kittyuk:
I'm on Xenical, I daren't fart

That doesn't sound good, what is Xenical?

It's a capsule on prescription that stops most of the fat in a meal being absorbed, so the fat usually comes out as a bright orange spray, or leakage. Hehe!

for me its grapes

but i have to be very careful not to follow through

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Originally posted by Lady P:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I don't pump

are u the queen?

I is far posher than the Queen

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Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Onions for me too - but cooked ones. Stay well away if I've had onion gravy!

My husband sleeps in another room when I make a vegetable bake smothered in onion sauce...

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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
Those pickled onions, my stomach is brewing the monster of all monsters! Look out, shes gonna blowwwwwww
What gives everyone else wind?

onion soup is the worst for me.

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Originally posted by barney:
for me its grapes

but i have to be very careful not to follow through

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Originally posted by Getthekettleon:

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Originally posted by Sarum:
*wonders whether to mention the other farts...*

Yeah but what causes them? I do that if i exercise, i darent go to a group class!

I've been known to do them just by bending down...

And there's a certain, er, maintenance activity that I have to do since my surgery that guarantees at least one a day...

..................not to mention the ones that escape during Rumpy-pumpy
Did I say that out loud?

i dont know tbh, cant say i notice a difference...or just not paid attention (i go for the latter)

my when me and my cousin were kids we found fart humour incredibly funny (still do lol). i remember we were doing some exercises, lying on our backs and lifting legs into the air (keeping them straight and pointed) and the farts just wouldn't stop! turned out to be a farting contest!

and i still have an audio tape of when i slept over there once, just singing and stuff. but when i played it back i realised i must have left it on when sleep. suddenly i heard this big CLAPCLAP sound coming out of the tape player followed by my cousin saying "owww that hurt my bum"

i'm keeping hold of it for balckmail purposes