quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
well arm a midlaner dust sey?, arm frem stook on trent mey, n weyre narth midlunders n wey tewk lark this dust sey? n wey lark ootceeks n chyeze n a bira beekon n sumtarms a bira brine sewse n wey lark sewt on uz meyt uz wull,
but I have recently left the beutifull enclave of Stoke on Trent with its picuresque vistas,
and moved aweey oop near that toon mon, divent yas nas? an eets ooreet oop eeyer like yas nas,
Good thing too if you ask me. It's a very silly accent down there.
AY!!! dunner they cum dine eyer dissin th wee wey tewk,
wot wey speyk iz PROPER owd ongleesh lark wot thee yewst speyk in th owd deeys,
they dusna noo nite they dusna,
nar theun, nif they keyps dissin uz theyt gera crack rind th yed wiv a cheysy ootceek!
nar thun thas THEY tewd iner eet?
dust any on thee wunt any mower cuz arm awees up fer a ruck mey, if thee atner, thun get ite on eet, NAR THUN