According to saffia.
Wonder what he needs them for lol.
According to him his friend put them in.
Wonder what he needs them for lol.
According to him his friend put them in.
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I knew that guy was dog 
so he dosen't make a mess in his hand 
Funny how he never mentioned that in his 'dinner' speech ... 
TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little dude thinks he would get lucky 
Poor guy,he thought he would get a romance out of it,oh how wrong he was 
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Little dude thinks he would get lucky
But...but...he's a virgin, waiting to get married...and respectful to women and everything. My illusions are all shattered
But who will the lucky girl be? Or boy?
It is a classic example of hope over experience/expectation. I don't want to think about the option mentioned above ^^^^
It is a classic example of hope over experience/expectation. I don't want to think about the option mentioned above ^^^^
Thought his mates put them in his case, sounds like a lads kinda thing to me! 
I like an optomist 
who said he did............oh Saffia the girl who left her children to go on BB for three month, then walked because Miss Poison had a go at her but uses her children as the excuse for leaving!!!!
he says his friends did it, what the hell I am sure I have heard there has been sex on BB in the past so perhaps he is saving us the joy of another mini pratt on the planet.
he says his friends did it, what the hell I am sure I have heard there has been sex on BB in the past so perhaps he is saving us the joy of another mini pratt on the planet.
I dont believe all that lol the wife might be keeping herself but he is playing the fieldquote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Little dude thinks he would get lucky
But...but...he's a virgin, waiting to get married...and respectful to women and everything. My illusions are all shattered
quote:Originally posted by Azure:
who said he did............oh Saffia the girl who left her children to go on BB for three month, then walked because Miss Poison had a go at her but uses her children as the excuse for leaving!!!!
he says his friends did it, what the hell I am sure I have heard there has been sex on BB in the past so perhaps he is saving us the joy of another mini pratt on the planet.
a Spencer azzie ?
Strike, yes another one of those Pratts
why did he bring Condoms they wouldnt fit on his little ingrowing hair .
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quote:Originally posted by pigeonpie:
Thought his mates put them in his case, sounds like a lads kinda thing to me!
He's got mates!!!????
Sree will get no action
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:quote:Originally posted by pigeonpie:
Thought his mates put them in his case, sounds like a lads kinda thing to me!
He's got mates!!!????
That's almost as scary as thinking he actually thought he might get some action in the house.
It's a shame privet man isn't still there, I think that would have been the only chance Sree would have had at finding love in the house (or garden)
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
so he dosen't make a mess in his hand
Indians, on average, have smaller willies than the rest of us. FACT!
Sorry, I went a bit C4 there for a minute.
Sorry, I went a bit C4 there for a minute.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Indians, on average, have smaller willies than the rest of us. FACT!
Sorry, I went a bit C4 there for a minute.
Ahhhh that must be why Cairon brought it up, him being above average and all
