will there be cake?

A very merry unbirthday to you! etc.

Here is some beautiful japanese origami for your special fake day

The mask is particularly good

Enjoy!

A very happy unbirthday to you! Heres your unpresent mines a very large glass of red,please point me toward the buffet table

copycat

Happy Faux Birthday


I saw this today




I thought it would go nice on your decking.

Food and drinks are that way >>>>>>>>>>>

The unbirthday present table is that way <<<<<<<<

But actually it is my one month since my real birthday today YAY, and seeing I was on holiday then and didn't harangue anyone in to making me a birthday thread on my real birthday, shall we make this my real birthday thread?

It's my REAL birthday............vodka please!

I would have made you one....but I was on holiday myself

So blame one of the staybehinds

quote:

Originally posted by Nana Lou:
It's my REAL birthday............vodka please!

Happy birthday Nana! <-- Season ticket to the Riverside.

quote:

Originally posted by Nana Lou:
It's my REAL birthday............vodka please!

Happy Birthday

quote:

Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Happy Faux Birthday


I saw this today




I thought it would go nice on your decking.

ooooh thanks

quote:

Originally posted by Nana Lou:
It's my REAL birthday............vodka please!

Happy Birthday Nana

large vodka for you

quote:

Originally posted by Angel of the North:
I would have made you one....but I was on holiday myself

So blame one of the staybehinds

*puts one of my fake birthday presents on the table*

Happy Unbirthday Cinds... now.. can I have a GnT big enough to make a Rhinoceros blink


Z.

look i bought you an absolutely massive dead expensive fake diamond bracelet am i not just the kindest person

<--- fake present

quote:

Originally posted by Garage Joe:

quote:

Originally posted by Nana Lou:
It's my REAL birthday............vodka please!

Happy birthday Nana! <-- Season ticket to the Riverside.

Thanks Garage Joe, I wouldn't dare accept, my grandson would never speak to me again (he likes Liverpool)

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone

May you have many of them
<---- pint glass pressy, vodka and orange please

i reckon she got fake drunk and fake passed out and missed her party :O

quote:

Originally posted by Gypsie:
i reckon she got fake drunk and fake passed out and missed her party :O

bet the voddie is water too

i thought it was but i tired to convince myself otherwise

quote:

Originally posted by Gypsie:
i thought it was but i tired to convince myself otherwise

I was sober last time I had something of Cinds drinks trolley, I think we should keep checking the confessions thread

quote:

Originally posted by Gypsie:
i reckon she got fake drunk and fake passed out and missed her party :O

ooooh I did, I feel so fake ashamed.

im fake disgusted at your behavior

It really was the best fake birthday ever.

I actually ended up wandering off to speak to Mr Cinds and then sat down and watched a movie with him then did things where faking was no way involved.

awww i long for the days when I didnt need to fake