My daughter is 5 next month so its time for me to get a new one.....sod the pain, its worth it. BRING ON MY NEW MIRENA!!!
quote:Originally posted by Heartache:quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
One good thing about the menopause, no more periods.
Yes l agree, however that is the ONLY bonus.
Aye,the night sweats are a bugger.I'm rather glad we had a pish summer,my internal thermostat couldn't have handled a heatwave.
I just start fanning myself and state loudly "Hot Flush ,incomming!"
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Off to Florida on monday ... my 'special monthly friend' arrived this morning - 1 week after it had just gone.. bloody stupid mother nature, i'll wring her bloody neck if i get a hold of her
bring in the para boys and mr.cadbury
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
It felt like they were ripping my womb out with a fishing rod!
I kept screaming STOP STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND....NO KEEP GOING JUST GET IT OVER WITH... NO STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
They would have been quicker if I'd just shut the hell up really.
That sounds pretty scary! I suppose it's like most things....different strokes for different folks and all that 
You must be dreading getting it out again....you've actually scared me a little!
I've had a couple of coils and never had any bother getting them in or out, though they were the old fashioned stylee ones, not the hormone ones like Mirena.
They did give me delightful 12 day periods, which was great.
I have 7 day + ones anyway and that's being au naturale in the contraceptive department...oh joy!
(Er, I don't mean any of those epic fail rhythm methods or owt...himself has had the snip)
They did give me delightful 12 day periods, which was great.
I have 7 day + ones anyway and that's being au naturale in the contraceptive department...oh joy!
(Er, I don't mean any of those epic fail rhythm methods or owt...himself has had the snip)
I'm not looking forward to it anyway!quote:Originally posted by Ella:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
It felt like they were ripping my womb out with a fishing rod!
I kept screaming STOP STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND....NO KEEP GOING JUST GET IT OVER WITH... NO STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
They would have been quicker if I'd just shut the hell up really.
It doesnt last long and if I dose up with painkillers beforehand it might help. Its a lot less painful than the thought of having another kid!
I came off the pill and had periods so heavy I thought I'd bled out my liver.
God... remind me again why I've never taken the pill, or volunteered to have a slinky spring up the old vadge?
I'm so glad i don't have periods I'm not missing much really, just mood swings, and unable to have a good time. I don't have a womb so that's the reason i don't have periods.
I'm not missing much really, just mood swings, and unable to have a good time. I don't have a womb so that's the reason i don't have periods.quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God... remind me again why I've never taken the pill, or volunteered to have a slinky spring up the old vadge?
No sense of adventure
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God... remind me again why I've never taken the pill, or volunteered to have a slinky spring up the old vadge?
No sense of adventure
"Assuming the position" for smear tests is as out-there as I get
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
"Assuming the position" for smear tests is as out-there as I get
I love the way the nurse chats merrily about anything except the fact she's shoving a huge instrument up yer chuff
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
"Assuming the position" for smear tests is as out-there as I get
I love the way the nurse chats merrily about anything except the fact she's shoving a huge instrument up yer chuff
I never know where to look. Good job she does, though.quote:slinky spring up the old vadge
That's beautiful that is *sniffs* you're dead poetic Deman
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:slinky spring up the old vadge
That's beautiful that is *sniffs* you're dead poetic Deman
I know, I make myself cry, at times..
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:slinky spring up the old vadge
That's beautiful that is *sniffs* you're dead poetic Deman
I know, I make myself cry, at times..
At work today we were having a chat about labiaplasty (prolly called that, prolly) where ladies have their inner labia 'trimmed' (sliced with a scalpel in a 2 minute day case). Youch! Hurty flaps!
quote:labiaplasty
Thinking about it, it'll bee an 'ectomy'. Flapectomy.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:labiaplasty
Thinking about it, it'll bee an 'ectomy'. Flapectomy.
Nah.. that would mean cutting them off entirely (bit too Third World for my liking). Plasty means a cosmetic trim
Ta, but no ta...
Flapectomy! hahaha
Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
On the plus side Maz.. you'll have no problems filling out your bikini top... *taps nose*
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Flapectomy! hahaha
Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
God, what for? She can't even see it..
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Flapectomy! hahaha
Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
God, what for? She can't even see it..
She can't even see her feet!
Maybe she's going to bling it...get a little Dior charm, like a phone
quote:Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
Thought she had one- Kris?
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Didn't Sophie say she was gonna get a designer vagina!
Thought she had one- Kris?
Haha!
quote:Haha!
Kris goes to Doc's, sez, "Doc, every time I look in the mirror I get an erection." "That's cos you're a ****."
The old ones are the best.
Jokes, not ****s.
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Off to Florida on monday ... my 'special monthly friend' arrived this morning - 1 week after it had just gone.. bloody stupid mother nature, i'll wring her bloody neck if i get a hold of her
She is a right biatch.... she decided to present me my 'gift'on the morning of my wedding....
...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
quote:...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
Did that work?!?
quote:...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
That's a very beautiful story.
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:quote:...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
Did that work?!?
Yes!!! I had to nick the whole strip... and take them on honeymoon! Once I stopped taking them....
woosh!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
That's a very beautiful story.
Thank you!
I realised mine was due on my wedding day, 2 month before the wedding I trotted off to the GP, he prescribed the pill, I took it (no breaks)...and I STILL had a bloody week long period!
In a tight ivory tube sorta dress...TIGHT I tell ya!
In a tight ivory tube sorta dress...TIGHT I tell ya!
I could have kicked myself for not thinking of it beforehand Leccy...
...all those poxy wedding magazines... with all those planners and tick box lists...
not one of them included...
Work out cycle, make arrangements to correct!
...all those poxy wedding magazines... with all those planners and tick box lists...
not one of them included...
Work out cycle, make arrangements to correct!
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
In a tight ivory tube sorta dress...TIGHT I tell ya!
Mine was white... and semi tight.. fitted.
Made it hard to relax during the wedding breakfast
doesnt that ALWAYS happen when youre going somewhere? Men dont know how damn luicky they are!!!!
Eerrrm! I personally would hate to have those dangly bits.. I would really have to have them redesigned to look prettier and to fit in to some designer side pocket or flung over the shoulder in a somewhat blas'e fashion!
The only dangly bits that I like are earings and they can swing to their hearts content!
The only dangly bits that I like are earings and they can swing to their hearts content!
quote:Originally posted by Mercedes78:
I'm so glad i don't have periods
Me neither...
I'm not sure I'm quite as glad about it, though...
At least the change has some benefits apart from the mood swings and the hot flushes.
Mine are now down to 3 days max, very light after being very very heavy (even on the pill), and hardly any stomach cramps after nearly 30 years of suffering the most horrendous stomach cramps known to woman!!
Downside, my PMT has got worse and my boobs hurt much more
Mine are now down to 3 days max, very light after being very very heavy (even on the pill), and hardly any stomach cramps after nearly 30 years of suffering the most horrendous stomach cramps known to woman!!
Downside, my PMT has got worse and my boobs hurt much more