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Originally posted by Heartache:
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Originally posted by kattymieoww:
One good thing about the menopause, no more periods. Cool


Yes l agree, however that is the ONLY bonus.


Aye,the night sweats are a bugger.I'm rather glad we had a pish summer,my internal thermostat couldn't have handled a heatwave. Ninja

I just start fanning myself and state loudly "Hot Flush ,incomming!"
kattymieoww
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Originally posted by MoFo:
It felt like they were ripping my womb out with a fishing rod!

I kept screaming STOP STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND....NO KEEP GOING JUST GET IT OVER WITH... NO STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. Eeker

They would have been quicker if I'd just shut the hell up really. Roll Eyes


Eeker That sounds pretty scary! I suppose it's like most things....different strokes for different folks and all that Hug You must be dreading getting it out again....you've actually scared me a little!
Ells
I've had a couple of coils and never had any bother getting them in or out, though they were the old fashioned stylee ones, not the hormone ones like Mirena.

They did give me delightful 12 day periods, which was great.

I have 7 day + ones anyway and that's being au naturale in the contraceptive department...oh joy!

(Er, I don't mean any of those epic fail rhythm methods or owt...himself has had the snip)
Leccy
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Originally posted by Ella:
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Originally posted by MoFo:
It felt like they were ripping my womb out with a fishing rod!

I kept screaming STOP STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND....NO KEEP GOING JUST GET IT OVER WITH... NO STOP I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. Eeker

They would have been quicker if I'd just shut the hell up really. Roll Eyes


Eeker That sounds pretty scary! I suppose it's like most things....different strokes for different folks and all that Hug You must be dreading getting it out again....you've actually scared me a little!
I'm not looking forward to it anyway! Laugh

It doesnt last long and if I dose up with painkillers beforehand it might help. Its a lot less painful than the thought of having another kid! Wink Big Grin
MoFo
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by electric6:
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slinky spring up the old vadge

That's beautiful that is *sniffs* you're dead poetic Deman Crying

I know, I make myself cry, at times.. Big Grin


At work today we were having a chat about labiaplasty (prolly called that, prolly) where ladies have their inner labia 'trimmed' (sliced with a scalpel in a 2 minute day case). Youch! Hurty flaps!
fracas
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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Off to Florida on monday ... my 'special monthly friend' arrived this morning - 1 week after it had just gone.. bloody stupid mother nature, i'll wring her bloody neck if i get a hold of her Mad


She is a right biatch.... she decided to present me my 'gift'on the morning of my wedding....

...I was forced to run around the hotel... find my best mates 16 yr old daughter and wrestle her pill off her... and ram three down me neck!
Dirtyprettygirlthing

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