i can't whistle when drunk.

What a great story! Thanks for sharing

I once got so drunk I shat myself and then wore my pants on my head afterwards! My mates have never let me live that one down!

My friend tried on this super clingy sexy nightdress she had bought to impress her boyfriend. She couldn't get out of it, I had to cut the straps

Do scars count?

I've got a few

I'm cross country

waking up with a broken arm and no recollection of the previous night was as bad as it got

ive fell of me shoes a few times and broke the heels off, once went over and ripped the arse out of me trousers and the heel broke of me shoe. sister just chucked me in a taxi and texted mum to warn her i was on me way.

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Originally posted by jelly vodkafish:
waking up with a broken arm and no recollection of the previous night was as bad as it got

my mate fell off her high heels and was moaning about her ankle i made her walk all the way home and next morning when i saw her *she lives across the road* she was in a full leg plaster, she had snapped her ankle bone *ouch* but

I want to understand Aimee's polo neck skirt.

When getting back from a nights clubbing and very drunk I soon got my jeans off quick, I was slow putting them on getting ready to go out but that night was so wild .

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
I want to understand Aimee's polo neck skirt.

is that what i put

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
I want to understand Aimee's polo neck skirt.

is that what i put

I think so!

Never been drunk in me life!

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Originally posted by electric6:
Never been drunk in me life!

Or can't remember?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by electric6:
Never been drunk in me life!

Or can't remember?

The list was just too long, lying was easier than figuring out where to start!

I did my first spilling drink on top got Amaretto and Coke on it also , dancing to BEP Boom Boom Pow .

oh amaretto dont ya just love it.want one now.

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
oh amaretto dont ya just love it.want one now.

I had lots that night was free drinks all night , yeah it's so nice and sweet .

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
oh amaretto dont ya just love it.want one now.

I had lots that night was free drinks all night , yeah it's so nice and sweet .

free drinks where is this place

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Originally posted by electric6:
The list was just too long, lying was easier than figuring out where to start!

I think my dad walking in and stepping in the wet patch, where I had weed on the bedroom floor, was the most embarassing.

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Originally posted by retsina:
Do scars count?

I've got a few

I'm cross country

Came home one night tried to undress, was wearing knickers that done up with bows at the sides, fell asleep on the sofa, when hubby see me in the morning he said ''I looked like I'd been had & left" I'd manage to get most of my clothes off but only untied one side before I'd conked out.

Edited to add forgot to mention the Cabbie had to carry me up the drive because I'd lost a heel off my boot.

I did the splits. Never been the same since.

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I did the splits. Never been the same since.

Carrots keep you supple.

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I did the splits. Never been the same since.

Carrots keep you supple.

They`re on special in Tesco.

A few years ago, my partner and I got very drunk at home on a bottle of vodka and later made mad pash on the living room floor. The next morning we woke up, I had his boxer shorts on and he was wearing my leggings

I've been very drunk in my time and the worst result is my gums start flapping rubbish and I burst into tears for no reason.

To be fair to me, I have never been so drunk that I've fallen down in the street, peed myself or puked in public. Nor have I ever been so bad I could not manage get undressed and take myself to bed, that place where the world spins round and round and round.

Living abroad, you just don't see the drunks on the street you see in the average British high street these days, but I did spot one on a Greek island a month ago. She was British, aged about 14, and couldn't walk down the road without falling over.

I was going to help, but my son is a police officer and told me to leave her to get on with it. He says he sees this sort of behaviour almost every day and that 95% of his police work is dealing with young drunks.

i apparently did the river dance around a bowl of flowers in a gay bar

and fell down a manhole once-just my one leg did anyway..
i was stuck..for ages..and a passerby had to pull me out

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Originally posted by lainy m:
A few years ago, my partner and I got very drunk at home on a bottle of vodka and later made mad pash on the living room floor. The next morning we woke up, I had his boxer shorts on and he was wearing my leggings

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Originally posted by charmer:
i apparently did the river dance around a bowl of flowers in a gay bar

I would pay to see that.