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I went right off custard creams when Mario dunked his in his 'hot juicy tea' *shudder*
and mequote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
did they ever find out who stole them
Right I'm still wondering how much damage a "Flying fragment" of custard cream will do. 
quote:Originally posted by jeppa:and mequote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
I still say it was Luke!
I nearly said that in my first post but as I disliked Luke with a passion I thought maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubtquote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:quote:Originally posted by jeppa:and mequote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
I still say it was Luke!
Did you notice the authors name
"three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit "
Seriously...how do you poke yourself in the eye with a custard cream?
Seriously...how do you poke yourself in the eye with a custard cream?
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
"three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit "
Seriously...how do you poke yourself in the eye with a custard cream?
maybe it's err, a different eye
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
"three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit "
Seriously...how do you poke yourself in the eye with a custard cream?
maybe it's err, a different eye
I'm sure I don't know what you could mean...:innocentfacesmiley:
How can you poke yourself in the eye with a biscuit??
And who would be mad enough to wade into concrete to retrieve a biscuit??
And who would be mad enough to wade into concrete to retrieve a biscuit??
quote:Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
How can you poke yourself in the eye with a biscuit??
And who would be mad enough to wade into concrete to retrieve a biscuit??
It might of been the last one,If so its justified to wade into concrete
So when are they screening a "Bizarre ER Custard Cream Special" hosted by H&S expert Mario.
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
So when are they screening a "Bizarre ER Custard Cream Special" hosted by H&S expert Mario.
And there's me thinking 'corned beef' tin opening was lethal according to alleged statistics - thank god I'm veggie and custard creams kill me with 'heartburn'.
I can just see the oldies down my street discussing this one:
"Oh our Donna was in hospital last week-biscuit injury"
"Poor love biscuits arnt like they used to be"
"I know have you seen those custad creams they should come with a health warning"
"Tell me about it you could poke yourself in the eye with one them"
"Oh our Donna was in hospital last week-biscuit injury"
"Poor love biscuits arnt like they used to be"
"I know have you seen those custad creams they should come with a health warning"
"Tell me about it you could poke yourself in the eye with one them"
quote:Originally posted by Lil misz:
I can just see the oldies down my street discussing this one:
"Oh our Donna was in hospital last week-biscuit injury"
"Poor love biscuits arnt like they used to be"
"I know have you seen those custad creams they should come with a health warning"
"Tell me about it you could poke yourself in the eye with one them"