love this thread, how did i know Blizzie would be in here and that Stonksy... FILTHY mingebags lol

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
Heard it on the radio this afternoon, do NOT want to think how you use the bread!!

Cut a hole in the loaf and give it to him to use.

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by J€šµ§ Øñ à ©höÞþê®:

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Cling does work.....apparently.

Bubblewrap is more fun.

The neighbours complained when I used that.

Have sex with the neighbours on the other side of you then

Maybe they have a semi and it's hard to knock through.

No idea if the neighbours have a "semi" or a full on one.

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
love this thread, how did i know Blizzie would be in here and that Stonksy... FILTHY mingebags lol

What a load of rubbish - everyone knows the only reliable contraception method is to do it standing up

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
What a load of rubbish - everyone knows the only reliable contraception method is to do it standing up

I always thought it was to keep one foot on the floor.

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
What a load of rubbish - everyone knows the only reliable contraception method is to do it standing up

I always thought it was to keep one foot on the floor.

Or to ensure you have no gooseberry bushes around.

On a serious note, with the wealth of education in sexual health etc around today how are we producing such a lot of numpties?
It's really worrying

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
What a load of rubbish - everyone knows the only reliable contraception method is to do it standing up

I always thought it was to keep one foot on the floor.

Or to ensure you have no gooseberry bushes around.

On a serious note, with the wealth of education in sexual health etc around today how are we producing such a lot of numpties?
It's really worrying

from what i remember of sex education classes, it was mostly about diseases than pregnancy. condoms were the main focus (rightly so if you sleep about a bit), but they never really delved into sex within a relationship....which is when you are more likely to rely on the pill or similar.

not heard of the chicken skin, bread and cling film methods though

i think that's where they go wrong in educating kids about sex too, as i say they emphasize on the safe sex/ having fun part of sexual activity but never go into relationships....unless that was the mentioned in the week i skived school lol

LOL Darth I'm 47 and our sex education class was run by an old school nurse who had never been married or had any kids.
Most of us thought that she had never had a shag either.

I remember her mantra was "The only reliable contraceptive is the word no"

Not very helpful really

our sex education classes were with a little 65 year old RE teacher who was 4ft5 but had a huge temper on her

quite funny when she was teaching us how to put condoms on bananas...i think that's were it all went wrong

I imagine that the bread thing works by whenever you are feeling amorous, you eat sandwiches until the friskiness subsides.

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Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
I imagine that the bread thing works by whenever you are feeling amorous, you eat sandwiches until the friskiness subsides.

That's why I've only got four kids.

Some women believe bread, cling film and chicken skin can be used as barrier method contraceptives, while others think eating garlic will prevent pregnancy.

The garlic would work with me but only if the bloke I was with had eaten it.
that would be him banished to the settee for the night

when my two boys were toddlers, we used to call them the contraceptives because once you'd experienced them you'd never have kids

They have grown up into lovely adults mind