Cheryl cole is another 'void' but at least she is in some sort of group

The Mini Mini me mInogues came over here to the UK no doubt with Jason Donovan to 'clean up' in panto and ended up RUNNING EUROPE!

I find it frightening!

Simon Scowl is behind this -

I mean who in their right mind would hire Danni Minogue and her (I have a gobstopper in my mouth)accent

I bet Simon was secretly in love with Kylie and couldn't get her so hired her daft sister

I bet Simon watched NEIGHBOURS after school

What next!

Sinetta running for goverment?

Sinetta yesterday at a UNITED NATIONS meeting

Susan Boyle this morning advising Gordon Brown on the economy

Leona Lewis joins the U.S. senate for a meeting on world politics

I fear this is an attempt by Simon Cowl to secure his world domination plan!

Pete Waterman (Simon's pal) looks on as his new design for an effective water pump goes into production to save drought ridden areas of third world countries

pete two days ago:

Ridean (that welsh bloke with the white billy idol hair)joins the troops in Iraq

the troops



Ridean (thingy)

danni minogue is a bloomin fraud

I like Danni.

sinetta

i seen her only hit video - so maTcho - that made cowl a mint and launched his career

gok help us

it was the cheapest daftest video possibly ever made

who actually bought that record

i mean he has even had sinetta judging one of his talent show thingys



sinetta to poor deluded waif;

you are too professional, you must sing in a pathetic weak voice and dance like a hamster on speed - and where are your extras that can't act?

sorry but it's a no from me

hopeful:

quote:

Originally posted by 15:10:
I like Danni.

wots there to like - she a ham and can't even act being phoney

loathe her

danni minogue is making a fortune being a con bird

she is acting being danni minogue

she bloody can't sing and has done NOUGHT in the music industry

i doubt she was employed because she knows jason donovan

i suggest blackmail -

i think she got the gig because she knows where the master tape of so maTcho is located and is threatening to re-launch it

cowl

quote:

Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

quote:

Originally posted by 15:10:
I like Danni.

wots there to like - she a ham and can't even act being phoney

loathe her

She's prewitty

IMO she's like Ceryl. Just getting on with it. Not really knowing much about anything, really.

bad enough these poor sods on these talent shows get booted out by music industry
third rate celebs - but when they aren't even third rate - it must be EVEN more degrading

contestant to family and chums: I didn't get in - Danni Minogue said I couldn't sing and laughed at my tank top

family and chums:

quote:

Originally posted by 15:10:

quote:

Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

quote:

Originally posted by 15:10:
I like Danni.

wots there to like - she a ham and can't even act being phoney

loathe her

She's prewitty

IMO she's like Ceryl. Just getting on with it. Not really knowing much about anything, really.

just getting on with being void and getting paid for it

Cheryl Cole: ello and wits yoor nhame

bloke: MODZART

Louis: and where ur ye from

bloke: austria

simon: good for you - when your ready

MODZART plays

audience:

he finnishes and stands in silence

simon: louis?

louis: I like him - the boy might have a future

simon: Cheryl?

cheryl: i think he's cum a long way and he looks like he might like girls aloud - so it's a yes fray me

simon: danni?

danni: he played outta tune and his hair is powdered - i hated him sorry it's a NO