Famous nobs you've seen ...

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..I'm setting an arbitrary 4 foot limit for contact here. That's proximity, not cock length btw.

I'll begin, (from hazy memory):

Ricky Gervais
England football captain (un-named)

Liverpool football captain (un-named)

Jerry, from Jerry and the Pacemakers
Mr Patsy Kensit
MacKenzie Crook
Peter Duncan
Gordon Ramsay
Johnny Vegas
That bloke off the Orange adverts
Jack Nicholson
Most of Eastenders....including Anita Dobson
Moira Stewart

I can't be arsed remembering any more.

Anyone else viewed any famous tackle?

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Former Member

Tina Turner in Harrods.
Lots of politicians.

8/30/092:08 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Bart Simpsons

8/30/092:09 PM

queenshaksMember

I saw Sophie Grigson 2 weeks go in our town centre,just missed her cooking demo.

Can she be classed as a nob?

The rest are a huge blur.

8/30/092:10 PM

ןєรยร๏ภคςђ๏קקєгMember

I thought Anita Dobson dated a cock rather than had one

8/30/092:14 PM

Karma_Member

Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Simon Cowell
Denzil Washington
Terry Longden
Paul Merrit
Leo Bancroft
(the above 3 are not famous per se but those who watched the salon will know them)
Terry Stone
Some reggae singers that only those into that music would know
Charlie BB
Ziggy BB

Seen (working where I do I see alot but here's a few)

Kate Moss
Craig Revel-Hall
Jeremy Clarkson
Gok Wan
Jimmy Carr
Stella & Paul McCartney
Alan Sugar
Elton John
Michael bloody Ball

Amy Winehouse

8/30/092:14 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Simon Cowell
Denzil Washington
Terry Longden
Paul Merrit
Leo Bancroft
(the above 3 are not famous per se but those who watched the salon will know them)
Terry Stone
Some reggae singers that only those into that music would know
Charlie BB
Ziggy BB

Seen (working where I do I see alot but here's a few)

Kate Moss
Craig Revel-Hall
Jeremy Clarkson
Gok Wan
Jimmy Carr
Stella & Paul McCartney
Alan Sugar
Elton John
Michael bloody Ball
Amy Winehouse

I wouldn't mind working where you work

8/30/092:17 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Avaline (off Bread, sean Beans ex) She's often here.
Lulu
Eric Burden (The Animals) he was lovely and chatted to me all the way up our main street.
Duke of Westminster in Covent Garden
Dawn French and Lenny Henry in a shop in Keswick
Roy Walker in a service station on the M6
Linda Barker on the M6
Jim Bowen in a pub
David Batey (Mr and Mrs

)
Nigel Havers buying spuds in Harrods

loads more because of living in the lake district

8/30/092:18 PM

maggiepMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Simon Cowell
Denzil Washington
Terry Longden
Paul Merrit
Leo Bancroft
(the above 3 are not famous per se but those who watched the salon will know them)
Terry Stone
Some reggae singers that only those into that music would know
Charlie BB
Ziggy BB

Seen (working where I do I see alot but here's a few)

Kate Moss
Craig Revel-Hall
Jeremy Clarkson
Gok Wan
Jimmy Carr
Stella & Paul McCartney
Alan Sugar
Elton John
Michael bloody Ball
Amy Winehouse

Please tell me Paul Merrit was even more gorgeous in real life,what a looker

Maggie

8/30/092:18 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Karma_:
Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Denzil Washington

Wow

love him !!!!!!

8/30/092:20 PM

profileMember

I'm talking about nobs here. Not the fookers carrying them around.

Christ, I sat next John Motson yesterday but he never dropped his keks.

* whiplash *

8/30/092:21 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by erinp:
I wouldn't mind working where you work

It's shit

Too expensive, full of rude tourists who think you should speak their language (if they're really rude I send them to the other side of London) and chav's watching your jewellery and handbag. Not to mention the bloody rush hour.

Oh Gawd dont get me started

8/30/092:21 PM

queenshaksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Karma_:
Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Denzil Washington

Wow love him !!!!!!

Seen the pics of Karms, well Karms's son with Denzil...and he is gawjussssss and Denzil ain't bad either.

8/30/092:21 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by J€šµ§ Øñ Ã ©höÞþê®:
I thought Anita Dobson dated a cock rather than had one

You'd be surprised.

8/30/092:22 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by maggiep:

Please tell me Paul Merrit was even more gorgeous in real life,what a looker

He's a funny bloke too

If you wanna see him he's got a salon called Bloww in London.

8/30/092:22 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

profiles

8/30/092:24 PM

AnmarieMember

David Gest walked past me yesterday when i went to wembley.

8/30/092:24 PM

maggiepMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
quote:
Originally posted by maggiep:

Please tell me Paul Merrit was even more gorgeous in real life,what a looker

He's a funny bloke too If you wanna see him he's got a salon called Bloww in London.

Thanks for that might have to treat myself,and my hair!!!

Maggie

8/30/092:24 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by queenshaks:
quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Karma_:
Met or seen?

Met (off the top of my head)

Denzil Washington

Wow love him !!!!!!

Seen the pics of Karms, well Karms's son with Denzil...and he is gawjussssss and Denzil ain't bad.

Feck I'm dead jellus now *sulking*

8/30/092:25 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
profiles

Oh...and indeed...my

8/30/092:25 PM

bigbawsMember

...their actual nobs?

8/30/092:46 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by wonder:
...their actual nobs?

Yes! Nobs, penii, cocks, members, meat and two....

Any fooker can star spot, we want tools!!! And descriptions.

8/30/092:54 PM

ןєรยร๏ภคςђ๏קקєгMember

Why have you seen so many male celebrity undercarriages? Are the rumours true?

8/30/092:56 PM

bigbawsMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by wonder:
...their actual nobs?

Yes! Nobs, penii, cocks, members, meat and two....

Any fooker can star spot, we want tools!!! And descriptions.

they all look the same hinging and minging

8/30/092:57 PM

bigbawsMember

ive seen billy connelly and griff reese jones

8/30/093:00 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by J€šµ§ Øñ Ã ©höÞþê®:
Why have you seen so many male celebrity undercarriages? Are the rumours true?

I gave up when I got bored. I can tell you about Sean Connery's if you like?

8/30/093:04 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by wonder:
ive seen billy connelly and griff reese jones

And?

8/30/093:04 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

I try to avoid such things.

I saw that famous streaker bloke who used to go to various sporting events with witty phrases written on various body parts, does he count?

I tried not to look but someone told me he'd shaved his pubes off for the occasion, which was nice.

8/30/093:05 PM

bigbawsMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by wonder:
ive seen billy connelly and griff reese jones

And?

their nuts

8/30/093:06 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I try to avoid such things.

Wise, very wise.

8/30/093:12 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I try to avoid such things.

Wise, very wise.

You don't seem to make much effort.

8/30/093:13 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:

You don't seem to make much effort.

Life is a stretch.

8/30/093:18 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

8/30/093:18 PM

HyjeanMember

Meet Billy Furry (showing my age)
Cliff Richards
John Nettles Bergerac
Whistling Jack Smith
Freddie Star, sat half the chatting
Jess Conrad
4 Poofs and a Piano
George Best

Seen,Shawaddy waddy
Gene Vincent

Theres lots more, but to late to think

8/30/093:27 PM

ןєรยร๏ภคςђ๏קקєгMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by J€šµ§ Øñ Ã ©höÞþê®:
Why have you seen so many male celebrity undercarriages? Are the rumours true?

I gave up when I got bored. I can tell you about Sean Connery's if you like?

So you ARE a celebrity merkin fitter?

8/30/093:36 PM

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