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Don't any of you wear them?
You crack me up Elmo!
I am in the process of turbanizing myself.
I am in the process of turbanizing myself.
Former Member
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I've seen it all now!
I bet people are busy trying them on
Hiya Angelquote:
Elmo .
Elmo
Don't make me do this...
Z.
Z.
That's an impressive big one Z.
How did you ever find that?
How did you ever find that?
To each his or her own!
Zaph you are a big boy!
Darlo RZB
Zaph
Ello Elms! xxx et al xx
Ello Elms! xxx et al xx
Elmo...
I wish I'd had this on Friday. Our receptionist left - she was well known for her random office emails. The best of the lot was an office wide email warning everyone about the bloke outside with a rucksack and a "turbine" on his head.
I wish I'd had this on Friday. Our receptionist left - she was well known for her random office emails. The best of the lot was an office wide email warning everyone about the bloke outside with a rucksack and a "turbine" on his head.
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Some people are better of wearing yashmaks
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed
quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Or maybe a leg?
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed
Unwashed on which side?? My family wash..
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Or maybe a leg?
This is getting silly now..
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Ahhh...the Girl Guide/Boy Scout secret handshake.
quote:Or maybe a leg?
hiya oney.
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed
Unwashed on which side?? My family wash..
That's fine then. But you know.........religions and all that........
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Or maybe a leg?
This is getting silly now..
My speciality is silliness
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by RZB:quote:Or maybe a leg?
hiya oney.
Hiya R
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Sorry meant other way around, I always get confused with left and right
It's a serious point, in some cultures the right hand is used for eating and greeting etc...the other is used for certain toilet activities and its a bit of an insult to offer the hand you wipe yer arse with as a handshake
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Try offering your left hand rather than your right
Sorry meant other way around, I always get confused with left and right
It's a serious point, in some cultures the right hand is used for eating and greeting etc...the other is used for certain toilet activities and its a bit of an insult to offer the hand you wipe yer arse with as a handshake
Hence my suggestion of a leg
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Hence my suggestion of a leg
seems a viable alternative
We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Hence my suggestion of a leg
seems a viable alternative
Compared to the other alternatives.
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Cariad:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Hence my suggestion of a leg
seems a viable alternative
Compared to the alternatives.
Alternatively speaking of course
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse
That is bloody brilliant!!
That is well funny. I look like Hilda Ogden in most of themquote:
Excellent. A bit spooky, but you look like a younger version of me.quote:
BRILL! You do some fab stuff on here DSquote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse
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